girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint. guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.
dolph* posted a quote
January 26, 2013 11:28am UTC
This was posted on Facebook: bf n gf were siting at a tabel dey were haeving a conversatein da gurl sed 2 da boy "bbz will u luv me 4ever?" boy sed "NO...." girl was sad she ran away n cryed she triped over a CHAIR she was ded. boy ran over to pic up her body he wisperd in her ear "i ment to say.. ill love u 5ever." dat meen he luv her moar dan 4ever. This post made me ill.
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC
I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago. Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.
Sister: What's a pedestrian? Me: Ask mom. Sister: I can't it sounds dirty. Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN! Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN. Mom: But you are a pedestrain Sister: *cries*
kristabff posted a quote
April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC
A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends. White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~ Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m? White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there! Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white?? Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE
Voldemort ♫ * posted a quote
September 26, 2013 12:25pm UTC
I hate it when people say not to act like animals. Why demote animals? They don't r.ape others, they don't steal, they don't bully, they don't break hearts, they don't act like jerks, they don't swear, they don't insult others. So in a way, Animals are better than humans.
ayay4evr posted a quote
September 23, 2013 3:55pm UTC
If two people are happy together, why don't people just leave them alone? Why do they have to go and start rumors and make problems for the couple when they're already struggling to stay together in a broken society? Why should you have to struggle to stay rational and why should you have to endure problems other people create for you to go through? Why should it be hard to have a relationship in this world?