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Voldemort ♫ *

Status: Eating , as always.

Member Since: 7 Sep 2013 09:43am

Last Seen: 14 Feb 2014 02:50pm

Location: || narnia ||

Gender: F

user id: 371099

16 Quotes
62 Favorites
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Just the way you are

                                                                                               so i'm ambia. i don't really know what to say because i'm weird like that                                                                                                                                                             | Black Viel Brides | Imagine Dragons | Bastille | One Direction | K-pop | Food | Florence + The Machine | The Amazing Lana Del Ray | My Chemical Romance | The Vamps | Oh So Perfect Ed Sheeran | Lilo and Stich | The Old Disney Channel | Hilary Duff | The Kardashians | Wi-fi | The internet | Myself | The little amount of friends I have | Spongebob | Bring Me The Horizon | One Republic | Fall Out Boy | Macklemore & Ryan Lewis | Hot boys | Summer | Winter | Holidays | Writing | Witty | Books |
 that was the stuff I like and the list of stuff I don't like is unbelivably long. 
 



 
 
  1. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    forget the haters,
    only god can judge
    us

  2. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    One day I was having a really bad day at school. And I just came back home and entered the kitchen.
    I said "I'm hungy." and my Dad was there and he was just like "Hello, Hungry." Like Dad. Oh my god.

  3. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 12:48pm UTC
    2013 went by as fast as Carly Rae Jepsen's career lasted.

  4. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    Too glam to give a damn

  5. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    Me: Being hot is overrated

  6. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    I was planning in my old age to be the "Forever alone cat lady across the road". But I'm allergic to cats so I have instead decided to be the "Forever alone turtle lady across the road."
    Seems legit.

  7. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    I do n't like to judge people but if your grammar is bad,
    I'm sorry but you asked for it.

  8. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    I swear Drake and Josh got cancelled
    because Josh got fat.

  9. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 6:23am UTC
    Guys I saw this in Finding Nemo and thought of something so weird
    Kid Squid: You made me ink!
    Nemo:
    Nemo:
    Nemo: bby ill make u ink all night

  10. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 6:20am UTC
    I fell in love when I saw Jack Harries. Now there is two.
    It's almost as if god was like
    "Hey I done a good job with this one. Lemme just copy and paste it"

  11. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 9:19am UTC
    I'm not really funny, I'm just mean and everyone thinks I am joking.

  12. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 9:02am UTC
    We live in a world where 'LOL' has become a world itself.

  13. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 9:00am UTC
    Farts are the ghosts of things we ate.

  14. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    I hate it when people say not to act like animals.
    Why demote animals?
    They don't r.ape others, they don't steal, they don't bully, they don't break hearts, they don't act like jerks, they don't swear, they don't insult others.
    So in a way, Animals are better than humans.

  15. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 8:40am UTC
    With great power comes great electricity bills.

  16. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 10:22am UTC
    treat her like a queen and she 'll treat you like a King.
    treat her like a game and she'll show you how it's played.

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