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Jessica♥*
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January 8, 2014 1:25am UTC

mean girls came out on april 30th, 2004.
the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn

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Vinita*
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January 7, 2014 8:40pm UTC

Bunnies are incapable of farting so when they eat cauliflower their insides explode and they die.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 1:35pm UTC

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

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LandonIsWitty
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December 30, 2013 1:04am UTC

*Touches ur butt*
Sorry it was an assident

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zimchim*
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December 30, 2013 1:55pm UTC

Innocent until proven guilty.
For me it's just the opposite.
Guilty until proven innocent.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 2:43pm UTC

an actual conversation i overheard on the train
person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
person 2: what? why?
person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
person 2: omfg

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Amenah
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December 29, 2013 7:14pm UTC

You know what sucks?
I was a shy little idiot when I first joined this website three years ago. And at that time, it was so much easier to make
friends on this website (because people tended to comment back faster, and weird as it is, it feels like they used to be
a lot kinder too?) and there were all these adorable groups of friends of really cool girls that I looked up to. And now,
having finally moved out of my 'shy little idiot' phase into my 'lol idgaf' phase, witty's so inactive that it's freaking lonely.
I wish I had spoken out when I had first joined. I feel like I've missed out on so much. I would love to have all these cutesy
witty bestfriendships like I had hoped to, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen because there are so few users on here
nowadays. I'd be surprised if 2014 isn't my last year here, unless something changes. This place is bumming me out.
(come at me, bro)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Dishonored*
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December 28, 2013 10:51pm UTC

unless God came down from
the pearly white gates and
gave you permission to speak
for him, then you can't tell someone
that they're going to hell for their
lifestyle choices. Nope, can't do it.
Sorry (no I'm f.ucking not.)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 1:09pm UTC

I'M LITERALLY
the kid
THAT MY
parents
WARNED ME ABOUT

© format coded by:
br0kenwings
Please don't remove this!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 12:37am UTC

could you imagine if doctors sent out texts to people? like getting a text that said
"he's Debra"
and then getting one that was like
"omg wtf autocorrect i meant he's dead lol"

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 9:05pm UTC

i have two types of moods:
- sleep is for the weak
- sleeping for a week

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emileeashly
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September 2, 2010 4:11pm UTC

I hate when
you can't talk because you're about to cry

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chachawawabubu
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December 25, 2013 7:33pm UTC

Merry Christmas to my amazing brother who is in Afghanistan fighting for his country.
#WeLoveYou

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happiest*
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December 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC

i hope santa didn’t put coal in too many children’s stockings this year it’s a non-renewable source of energy and we need to think about the future of our planet

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Breeze
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December 22, 2013 7:25pm UTC

I SEE YOU
Format by Breeze

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DiNoLoVe
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July 21, 2013 8:33pm UTC

When I was little, I used to get really angry and hold my breath until I passed out XD
*didnt really happen to me, my boyfriend used to do thisXD

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