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Ash_leigh*
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November 5, 2012 10:08pm UTC

"My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when
she was 60. She's 97 now, and we don't know
where the hell she is."
- Ellen DeGeneres
Format by twilightgirl995

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yourcool
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November 5, 2012 7:46pm UTC

when you've lost something,
your pocket is the place you need to look at least six or seven hundred times.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
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November 6, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Heart break
Everyone at some point in their life
is going to experience it.
And, you know what?
It’s probably one of the most painful things
a person has to go through.
I’m not going to lie.
When you get your heart broken,
it feels like it shattered into a million pieces.
It’s like that person you were head over heels for
stomped mercilessly on your heart.
It feels like your heart is being shredded to pieces,
cut up, and thrown in the trash, left to rot.
It hurts a lot, emotionally and physically.
Getting heart broken actually makes your heart physically hurt.
You cry and cry and wish it wasn’t like this.
You wish it was just a temporary nightmare.
But, the sad truth?
It’s not.
It’s reality.
And you’re going to just have to accept it, the pain and all...

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:06pm UTC

Comeback last year:Your mom
This year:Cool Story Bro.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:31pm UTC

Worst feeling in the world... #3
Not having a partner for group work and awkwardly sitting alone.
My quote
Fave for more

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wittygirl2010
posted a quote
January 14, 2011 4:39pm UTC

‎3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
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You only have 1 mom.
Fave this if you appreciate
& love your mom!
text message*

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singxlovex4
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC

My 21 year old brother
had prom a few weeks ago.
My brother has Down Syndrome..
He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
Fav if you think that's adorable♥

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badwolf*
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
him♥
fave if any of these apply to you♥

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥

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xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
posted a quote
August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC

Suicide Hotline-
1-800-273-8255
Favorite if you are willing to save
some ones life by favoriting this quote.

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storyaboutagirl
posted a quote
August 7, 2010 5:43pm UTC

I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo

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TogetherForever
posted a quote
November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC

click to see this quote

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audreyann
posted a quote
November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC

I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

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Little Wolf*
posted a quote
July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC

Only ninjas can read this quote.
Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:08pm UTC

i would never go bungee jumping.
a broken rubber brought me into this world, and it's not going to take me out.

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