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somedayillbefearless
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October 17, 2012 10:04am UTC

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KatrinaEmily*
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October 17, 2012 10:07am UTC

Our conversation driving home with me and my friend
Friend: Don't shoot me if I spazz out
Friend: I had a bit of sugar
Friend: You know how I get
Me: Okay I won't
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Mom: I will.
Friend: ...
Me: lol ok.

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EmilyStyles
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October 14, 2012 10:07pm UTC

Honey Boo Boos Mom has a boyfriend and your still single
Let this just sink in

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envious*
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October 14, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Mean Girls

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capsized*
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October 14, 2012 10:18pm UTC

Me: I took a walk today
Mom: OMG REALLY!?!?!?
Me: ... yeah.
To the refrigerator. *twitter

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Monsterlovin2
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October 14, 2012 10:19pm UTC

If each day is a gift
I would like to know where I can return
Mondays.

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ellieisunza
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October 14, 2012 10:27pm UTC

"1...2...3...SMILE :D"
"Did you take it yet?"
"Damn, it's on video!"

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almost
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October 14, 2012 10:28pm UTC

Me: ugh omg this popcorn has waaay
too much salt and butter.
Me: *finishes the bag before the movie starts*

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BBallGurl1425
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October 14, 2012 10:32pm UTC

WEEKENDS
are a bit like rainbows;
they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.nmq

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jimboslice3
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October 14, 2012 10:45pm UTC

I was going crazy trying to remember
Rihanna's ex boyfriend's name.
Then it hit me

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loveizzy
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October 14, 2012 10:47pm UTC

Katy Perry's night: is it a hickey or a bruise?
My Friday night: it's a bruise.

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Nothing_but_the_truth
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October 14, 2012 10:49pm UTC

Witty: I sing in the shower
Other wittians: Omg your not alone i do that too!
Me: i sing on the toilet
Other wittians: ummm..i think your alone on this one buddy

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UniicornLuvver7
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October 14, 2012 10:54pm UTC

Now, I seen you been hanging out with that other girl in town,
I whispered to my cat as she ran to my sister.

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iwishuponawhale
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October 14, 2012 10:56pm UTC

What if Wittians took over the world?
All the stop signs would say 'JUST STAHP IT'.
Incorrect grammar and spelling would be banned.
Everyone would have to watch Mean Girls on Oct. 3.
'Steve' would become the most popular name.
Girls wouldn't go to school on their periods.
Anyone with a duck face would be persecuted.
Cats would be the only pet allowed in the house.
All clothes would be free and you'd get paid.
Parents would be cool.
The guy/girl you like would like you, too.
Being totally unattractive would be attractive.
P.E. would not be permitted.
School would not be permitted when not wanted.
All tests would have 1 question: 1+1.
11:11 wishes would come true.
We'd all be equally as cool in real life as on Witty.
Asdjkfl would be in the dictionary.
So would dlafhdslfhdsihfd.
And perhaps ds;lafjd;lfj;ldkhiht.
Rap would no longer be allowed.
Nicki Minaj would be murdered in her sleep.
Saying 'awkward' would no longer be awkward!
Neither would exclamation points! Hell yes...
And...
best of all...
The motto for disobeying any of the rules listed above if Wittians took over would be:
'FOR THE LOVE OF CATS, PLEASE FOLLOW THE RULES.'

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JadaTooGorgeous
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October 14, 2012 11:07pm UTC

your 90% the reason I get up in the. Morning. The other 10% is because I have to pee :]

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LolSoTrueQuotes
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October 14, 2012 11:29pm UTC

Lol So True: #158
Bored > Goes to fridge > Open > Finds nothing to eat. This repeats 10 minutes later.
lolsotrue.com

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