What if Wittians took over the world?

All the stop signs would say 'JUST STAHP IT'.
Incorrect grammar and spelling would be banned.
Everyone would have to watch Mean Girls on Oct. 3.
'Steve' would become the most popular name.
Girls wouldn't go to school on their periods.
Anyone with a duck face would be persecuted.
Cats would be the only pet allowed in the house.
All clothes would be free and you'd get paid.
Parents would be cool.
The guy/girl you like would like you, too.
Being totally unattractive would be attractive.
P.E. would not be permitted.
School would not be permitted when not wanted.
All tests would have 1 question: 1+1.
11:11 wishes would come true.
We'd all be equally as cool in real life as on Witty.
Asdjkfl would be in the dictionary.
So would dlafhdslfhdsihfd.
And perhaps ds;lafjd;lfj;ldkhiht.
Rap would no longer be allowed.
Nicki Minaj would be murdered in her sleep.
Saying 'awkward' would no longer be awkward!
Neither would exclamation points! Hell yes...
And...
best of all...
The motto for disobeying any of the rules listed above if Wittians took over would be:
'FOR THE LOVE OF CATS, PLEASE FOLLOW THE RULES.'

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What if Wittians took over the world? All the stop signs would

321 faves · 26 comments · Oct 14, 2012 10:56pm

immaninja · 1 decade ago
I hate a bunch of those things, hah. I hate cats. I love Nicki. I love rap.

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crazyMCRfangirl · 1 decade ago
I agree somewhat, but I hate cats so no.
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NYJKM6 · 1 decade ago
rap is amazing, so no.
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kd00 · 1 decade ago
THIS WILL BE AMAZING but Eminem shall be the only rap allowed, and maybe Pitbull cuz he makes me and my friend laugh C:
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MindFucked · 1 decade ago
If "Wittians" took over the world it would be full of a bunch of depressed emo pr-cks who think that cutting will solve everyone's problems.
Not to mention that if said this in a real community full of the arrogant kids on this site, I would probably have been tossed around on knives by each and every one of you.
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BarbieLovesYaxoxo · 1 decade ago
if only i could favourite comments
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Miluiel* · 1 decade ago
YES.
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RandomSmileyFace · 1 decade ago
NOO, I WANNA DOG,lol! i like the motto! and the no school and the test thing ;)
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LacedRibbon · 1 decade ago
Rap would no longer be allowed.
Nicki Minaj would be murdered in her sleep.

No.
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mickeyme333 · 1 decade ago
I love rap it's fun to dance and goof off to. Asdfghjkl;
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laurenliveslovely · 1 decade ago
I love it, except the "only cats allowed" part. My dogs are my best friends. ;D
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OliviaLee · 1 decade ago
and dinosaurs. lots of dinosaurs are allowed. actually, it will be required of every person to own a dinsaur.
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Melrose* · 1 decade ago
...why are we murdering nicki minaj?
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Skimrande · 1 decade ago
I'm wondering the same thing. I kinda like Nicki Minaj.
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OliviaLee · 1 decade ago
and dinosaurs. dinosaurs would be kept as pets as well.
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Maddyhj · 1 decade ago
I love this. Omg. EXCEPT FOR THE NO RAP PART. ASDFGHJKL;
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hobowithasticker · 1 decade ago
You have got to be one of the coolest people ever.
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Aidan · 1 decade ago
And that's when you realize you spend too much time on witty.
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VivaciousNess · 1 decade ago
This. Just. Made. My. Day. :)
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hiimhi · 1 decade ago
vv I love how good they take jokes -__-
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LauzHeys · 1 decade ago
I love this quote, yes it has a little bit of faults.. But I admire the fact you've thought about it alot(:
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flower_loniii · 1 decade ago
My life.
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KissesintheRain · 1 decade ago
not all rap is bad ... i hate cats ... if everyones 11:11 wish came true , how do you know two girls didnt wish for the same guy ?
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
if that were to happen we could clone the guy...hehehe
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