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Monsterlovin2

1. Monsterlovin2
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   April 2, 2013 5:16pm UTC
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2. Monsterlovin2
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   March 20, 2013 6:45pm UTC
   Me: why are all those guys staring at me
   Me: is there something on my face
   me: is there something on my shirt
   me; they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
   me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
   Friend: maybe they think you're cute
   Me: are you retarded or somthing
   
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3. Monsterlovin2
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   March 1, 2013 4:57pm UTC
   How about you harlem shake off a cliff?
   
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4. Monsterlovin2
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   March 1, 2013 4:07pm UTC
   Me: I wish I had nice legs
   Me; I wish I had a nice butt
   Me: I wish I had a nice stomach
   Me: I wish I had nice hips
   Me: I wish I had nice boobs
   Me: I wish I had a nice face
   Me: I wish I had nice skin
   Me: I wish I had nice arms.
   Me: I wish I had nice hands
   Me: I wish I had nice feet
   Me: I wish I had nice hair
   Me; I wish I had nice nails.
   My body: lol no
   
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5. Monsterlovin2
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   February 18, 2013 5:32pm UTC
   "You should have gone with us!" "Well inviting me would've been nice."
   
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6. Monsterlovin2
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   February 16, 2013 10:04pm UTC
   Dont get into a relationship if you cant commit yourself to that ONE person.
   
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7. Monsterlovin2
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   February 12, 2013 1:20pm UTC
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8. Monsterlovin2
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   February 12, 2013 12:42pm UTC
   I'm not afraid of committment, i'm afraid of committing to someone who won't commit to me.
   
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9. Monsterlovin2
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   February 6, 2013 5:26pm UTC
   are you a magician because abracadayum
   
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10. Monsterlovin2
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    February 5, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    LITERALLY ME
    Mom: You're so beautiful, sweetie!
    Dad: If any boy asks you out, i'm coming for him.
    Grandparents: You're so gorgeous, guys must be all over you.
    Friends of Parents: You're going to break alot of hearts.
    Friends: You're pretty now, shut up.
    Boys: why is that potato looking at me.
    
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11. Monsterlovin2
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    February 5, 2013 6:22pm UTC
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12. Monsterlovin2
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    February 5, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    Hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of Australia.
    
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13. Monsterlovin2
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    February 5, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    person: you're really cute me: are you making fun of me
    
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14. Monsterlovin2
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    February 5, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using? me: my appearance
    
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15. Monsterlovin2
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    January 28, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    Liking someone who is perfect for you but they don't feel the same way
    
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16. Monsterlovin2
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    January 28, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    Boys fall for me because I trip them with my laptop charger.
    
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17. Monsterlovin2
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    January 20, 2013 3:40pm UTC
    GUYS IM TRIBAL DANCING.
    I HAVE 1,414 FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER
    AND I WAS JUST AT 721 THIS MORNING
    AND I CANT BREATHE
    AND I DONT KNOW WHAT LIFE IS
    AND YOU ALL SHOULD GO FOLLOW ME BECAUSE ILL FOLLOW BACK AND ILL GIVE YOU SHOUTOUTS
    AND CODY SIMPSON, RYAN BEATTY, KENNY BEATTY, PEYTON SANDERS, NORMANI KORDEI, PAYTON RAE, HOT CHELLE RAE ARE FOLLOWING ME
    SO TWEET ME AND TALK TO ME BC ILY
    IF YOU LIKE ONE DIRECTION, JUSTIN BIEBER, ED SHEERAN AND DEMI LOVATO I LOVE YOU
    OKAY
    MY TWITTER IS @BootyPop4Niall
    
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18. Monsterlovin2
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    January 17, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    You don't want to date me, that's fine, I get that.
    But you're wrong and I hate you
    
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19. Monsterlovin2
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    January 15, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    Hey
    Justin Bieber
    One Direction
    Ed Sheeran
    The Janoskians
    Ariana Grande
    Austin Mahone
    Peyton Sanders
    Ryan Beatty
    Cody Simpson
    Jonas Brothers
    Pretty Little Liars
    Degrassi
    Payton Rae
    5th Harmony
    Playback
    Emblem 3
    etc
    IF YOU LIKE ANY OF THESE, COMMENT WHICH ONES AND THEN FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @BootyPop4Niall
    AND IF YOU WANT ME TO FOLLOW YOU BACK THEN TWEEET ME AND I WILL.
    UHM RYAN BEATTY, PEYTON SANDERS, APPLEBEES, CODY SIMPSON, NORMANI KORDEI, PAYTON RAE, AUSTIN CORINI ALL FOLLOW ME & IF YOU WANT A DM TO ANY OF THEM JUST ASK ME OK ILY
    
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20. Monsterlovin2
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    January 13, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    If you Like:
    -Justin Bieber
    -One Direction
    -Ed Sheeran
    -Cody Simpson
    -Emblem 3
    -Peyton Sanders
    -Payton Rae
    -Austin Mahone
    -Fifth Harmony
    -Ryan Beatty
    -The Janoskians
    -Demi Lovato
    etc
    Then Follow me on twitter, i'll try to follow you all back, but I don't then tweet me and ask for a follow back ok
    @143Niall_
    
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