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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 2:45pm UTC

So today I wanted to get out of my science class so I went to the bathroom.
When I opened the door leading into the girl's bathroom I saw a random guy just standing in the middle of the bathroom. We stared at each other for a good 30 seconds and then he just walked out. The end.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Texting someone who doesn't use emojis is like
being locked in a room alone with Kristen Stewart.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 10:59am UTC

People like us we've gotta
sTICK TOGETHER.
Keep your head up, nothing lasts forever.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 4:16pm UTC

"Don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the sea!"
So wait, are you suggesting that I am such a boy repellent that the only species I have a chance with is fish?? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC

making a joke
in front of a ton of people
and having them all crack up
is one if the most beautiful feelings
you’ll ever feel.
Don’t deny it.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Word on the street is you're single? ;)
Word on the street is girls with as*es like mine don't talk to guys with faces like yours ;)
*I had to

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 1:36pm UTC

I'm on a seafood diet.
I see food & I eat it.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I WONDER whAT
The guy
I'm going to marry
Is doing
right now.
nmf

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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brianamae
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 5:41pm UTC

saying:"shut up no one likes you!"when someone corrects you. ♥

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moonbeampie
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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CandyBurst
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 4:56pm UTC

I'm not sure if i hate facebook, the people on it, or the fact that the only time i go on is to untag myself from the numerous repulsive photos my friends upload of me daily. Like, can't i just be ugly without all these pics everywhere?

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 6:55pm UTC

No matter what
h a p p e n s t o u s [x] [x] [x]
»EVERYDAY SPENT WITH YOU,
i s t h e b e s t d a y
{of My li fe♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Sweden*
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 9:15pm UTC

It's soon my birthday
and my dad never called to say
''Hello'' or ''I miss you''
Not even a single call
and It hurts
to have a dad like that

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