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Lifehappens
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 11:10pm UTC

Make a change on this
website!
Remember when Witty quotes got
200 - 300 faves? Yea I do too and I want that back!
We need to welcome our new members.
When someone comments on your profile and says "Hi! :)"
Reply with " Hey!!! Whats up??"
Make this website a little less awkward.
Ask some friends to join!
Favorite a little more.
Put up adds!
Comment a nice things!
Accept opinions!
Ignore trolls!
Follow more people!
If you have anymore ideas I would love to hear them!!

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caseythecool
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 3:45pm UTC

IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO SHAVE UR LEGS WITHOUT MISSING A SPOT THATS MY QUESTION FOR THE UNIVERSE

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 4:22pm UTC

father bear: SOMEONE HAS BEEN SLEEPING IN MY BED
mother bear: who hasn't
father bear: *whispers angrily* What? You wanna do this now?? In front of the kid??

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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 10:48am UTC

Girls
go to college to get more
Knowledge
------------------------------------------------------------
Boys
go to jupiter to get more
Stupider

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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josephxX
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 11:46am UTC

I hate when I have a cold because
sometimes I feel like I'm going to
sneeze but nothing is coming and
my eyes just start to water and it
looks like I'm crying and it happens
at the worst times possible.
Like, can you not.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 3:18pm UTC

Actually Lady Gaga,
I really wish I wasn't born this way.

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josephxX
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 11:08am UTC

My parents keep asking if I want to invite anyone round.
Why would I want to invite people round when there's internet?
I have no friends to invite round anyway because i've got too much swag for all those peasants.

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josephxX
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 7:11am UTC

Once on a yellow peice of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
and he called it "chops"
because that was the name of his dog
and thats what it was all about
his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
and his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts.
that was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
and he let them sing on the bus
and his little sister was born
with tiny nails and no hair
and his mother and father kissed alot
and the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
and his father always tucked him in bed at night
and was always there to do it
once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
and that's what it was all about
and his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
and his mother never hung it on the kithcen door
beause of the new paint
and the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
and left butts on the pews
and sometime they would burn holes
that was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
and the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see santa claus
and the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed alot
and his father never tucked him in bed at night
and his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it
once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
and he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his girl
and thats what it was all about
and his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
that was the year Father Tracy died
and he forgot how the end
of the Apostles's Creed went
and he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
and his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
and the girl around the corner
wore too much make up
that made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
becuase it was the thing to do
and at 3 am he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly
that's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
and he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
because that's what it was really all about
and he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
and he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didnt think
he could reach the kitchen

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josephxX
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 6:04am UTC

Me when I get home from school: I should do my homework now. Then I have the rest of the evening to do what I want.
Me: *turns on laptop*
Me: I could just check witty first..
Me: Just for like five minutes.
3 hours later and homework still isn't done.
Me: I'll just do it in the morning tomorrow. It's just some two week assessment. No big deal really.

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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sksx9
posted a quote
March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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CrackedRedLips
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 12:55pm UTC

I wrote this story a couple of days the other day. I know it's no good & makes hardly any sense but I got most my feelings out while I was writing it.
He is watching me, but not actually seeing me. His eyes are hostile and dangerous, but I invite them in all the more, his melancholy expression klls me, I want to reach out and pull him in, whisper in his hair that I swear on my whole soul that everything will be okay. That would be lying, we have a hell of a lot of time to go before everything will be ok again. His arms are tensed and his veins bulge through his shirt, I can see him fighting the hunger. But still, I stand there. And watch. And wait. I know I should run, but it feels like a dream, I can't run, move, scream or talk...I'm not sure if I'm even breathing. Would it be weird if I told you we were stood fully clothed in a shower? Almost touching, but so far apart. The water spills down, a deadly liquid, slashing and tearing us further apart. His colourless eyes search me and i bring a hand protectively over my stomach, like it could stop him from kllng me, taking my flesh, my blood, my bones, anything he pleased away from me. I feel his eyes watching me and I look up at him. Then I am scared. They are milky grey, shadowed, sad looking. I'm not sure if I can stand the silence that cakes us. So I do the stupidest thing, that in a hundred years time I will kick myself for. I step towards him, not delicately, gracefully. I stumble, towards him. "Tr-" I cry out in desperation. Yes, desperation. Desperation for his happiness, his love, his passion, the taste of his lips on mine, and desperation for him. Stupid, I agree. He's there, stood infront of me but he's not, he's crumbling away, crumbling away like sand on a beach on a windy day and I so desperately run after those pieces like leaves, floating down from a tree. Before I can complete his name a knock sounds from the door.
I snap out of my daydream.
"Yes?" I ask. "Hurry up" my brother gruffly replies. When I turn back, he's all gone. Every piece, every fragment of him, all gone. And instead, a teardrop lies in the palm of my hand. I curl my fingers around it and slowly step out of the shower. Into the grief of reality.

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bye*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:50pm UTC

a smile on her lips, but cuts on her hips.

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 6:05am UTC

“If you weren't driving, I'd kiss you senseless,"
I tell him. He swerves to the side of the road and stops the car abruptly.
"Not driving anymore"

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RadioCatastrophe
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 9:09am UTC


Soft spoken with a broken jaw
Step outside to not to brawl
Autumn's sweet we call it fall
I'll make it to the moon
If I have to crawl

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eswingle711
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:47pm UTC

Oh, you want a sweet, loving guy
t o t r e a t y o u r i g h t b u t y o u c a n ' t f i n d h i m,
h e ' s p r o b a b l y i n t h e F R I E N D Z O N E | x | x | x | x |
Where You Left Him.
nmf

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redstarburst
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 1:10am UTC

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend.
Somewhere along in the bitterness
& I would have stayed up with you all night.
Had I known how to save a life...

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wordynerdy
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 1:14pm UTC

Found this online and just had to share it with you guys!!!
One day a rich dad took his son on a trip to the village.
He wanted to show him how poor someone can be.
They spent time on the farm of a poor family.
At the end of the day, Dad asked,
"Did you see how poor the were? What did you learn?"
Son said, "We have one dog, they have four.
We have a pool, they have rivers.
We have lanterns at night, they have stars.
We buy foods, they grow theirs.
We have walls to protects us, they have friends.
We have enclopedias, they have bibles."
Then he finished by saying,
"Thnaks Dad for showing me how poor we are."
Moral Lesson:
It's not money that makes us rich.
Its about the quality of life... of having friends and God.
SHARE THIS IF YOU AGREE WITH THE MORAL!

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Jannettiera_2
posted a quote
December 4, 2012 4:53pm UTC

Like If Yuhh Hate Me Too.

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