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  1. Jannettiera_2 Jannettiera_2
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 6:52am UTC
    Im Not Rich,
    Im Not Poor.
    I Have Friends,
    I Have Enime's.
    I Get Jealous,
    I Get Bitchy,
    I Get Mardy.
    I Get Happy,
    I Get Jolly,
    I Get Excited.
    Im Just An Ordinery Girl.

  2. KaterinaHoran KaterinaHoran
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 9:08am UTC
    Real men don't love the most beautiful girl in the world
    they love the girl who can make their world the most beautiful.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    *My conversation with my mom*
    Me: I am 100% postive I haven't met the person I'm going to marry.
    Mom: How can you be so sure?
    Me: Because I'm destined to live alone with 43 cats all named Steve.
    Mom: Why would you name them that?
    Me: It's an inside joke.
    Mom: With who?
    Me: ...Myself...
    Me: *Feels the shame radiating off my body*

  5. KaterinaHoran KaterinaHoran
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 11:31am UTC
    A lie is a lie,
    no matter how small.

  6. KaterinaHoran KaterinaHoran
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 11:34am UTC
    Quick.What's the number for 911?

  7. KaterinaHoran KaterinaHoran
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    S.W.A.G
    She Wants A Gentleman.

  8. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 2:07pm UTC
    If your child is still wetting the bed buy them an electric blanket, they'll soon learn.

  9. ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    THE SADDEST THING?
    IS HAVING SOMEONE
    give up on you.
    when you wouldn't of gave up
    on them.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Dear whoever reading this,
    you're young, you'rebeutiful,
    and someone out there is crazy about you.
    So smile, because life is too short to be unhappy.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    To die, would be an awfully big adventure.

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 3:46am UTC
    sometimes i wake up with my face pressed into the pillow
    screaming inside my head the way i was on that night
    so many years ago (the words are stuck in my throat
    they are choking me they are c h o k i n g me)
    and my skin prickles, my ribs jump, my fingers go numb
    ( i was so young-- - - -how could you, how could you?)
    you made me into something worthless,
    a little girl with n o t h i n g l e f t to give to anyone.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    my whole life is just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  17. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:55am UTC
    It’s unbelievable how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.

  18. Ashleey_Mariee98 Ashleey_Mariee98
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 10:38am UTC
    And most importantly,
    Keep smiling
    Because life is beautiful
    And there is so much
    To smile about .
    - Marilyn Monroe

  19. ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    HUG ME, BROTHA!

  20. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    BUT THEN I REALIZED,
    I laugh like a freakin seal.

:)

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