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dancingismylife213
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March 10, 2012 4:19pm UTC

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Fave if you have ever
googled yourself(:
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UnfogettableMe
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March 8, 2012 5:24pm UTC

So today, I went into the doctor's office, extremely excited to find out the gender of my baby, with Austin by my side.
The first thing the doctor was able to tell me was that my baby was a boy.
And then, after a while, his face kind of went expressionless.
And so he walked out and got another doctor.
The other doctor looked around, and he had the same face.
They left, and Austin and I had no idea what was going on.
And when they came back, they told me that my baby had no heart beat.
Rest in Peace, Austin Chrstopher David. Mommy loves you.

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_kevin
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March 9, 2012 6:09pm UTC

I THINK WITTY SHOULD GET AN APP FROM APPLE.
Anyone else think so for the iPhone/iTouch?
(Mandyloo102)

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marie1616
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March 9, 2012 4:29pm UTC

nmq
"Do you believe there's intelligent life on other planets?"
There's barely any intelligent life on this planet.

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SiNgForEvEr797
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 7:09pm UTC

When you see all the sexy and buff seniors
and wonder if the guys in your grade
will ever look like this
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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irishdancer10
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March 9, 2012 7:04pm UTC

Driving with future children:
Child: .Mom, do we have to listen to One Direction
Mom: Yes.
Child: But we don't even like them!
Mom: *pulls over* That's it! Larry, Niam, get out!
nmq

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Matea2707
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 4:49pm UTC

Potatoes have skin...
I have skin...
Therefore I must be a potato
NOT MY QUOTE

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kylaz323
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 4:04pm UTC

No cough syrup, you're not "grape flavored"
have you ever had grape? You don't taste like Grape,
you taste like the death and tears of small children.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 4:59pm UTC

teacher: "are you two dating?"
me: "no, we're just--"
him: "YES. WE'RE MARRIED."

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c4ndy
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March 9, 2012 4:29pm UTC

‎3 weeks ago: Temple Run
2 weeks ago: Cinnamon Challenge
Last Week: YOLO
This week: Kony 2012

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mystic_tatertot*
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Niall: She's Cute Harry: She's Adorable
Louis: She's Pretty Liam: She's Perfect
Zayn: She's Reading This
nmf,nmq

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fallingstars12
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March 10, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Fave this and I will:
Fave 5 of your quotes
Follow you
Comment on your profile and give you a compliment
I PROMISE I will do them all! It doesn't matter if you have 0 followers or 1000.. or more.. truely just want to do this to make you feel special(:
I pink
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Meowcat
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 7:19pm UTC

I bet...
Snooki's baby will come out tan, muscular &
holding a bottle of vodka.

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 1:08pm UTC

fav and comment on this quote saying you faved it and i will:
go to your profile
like some of your quotes,
follow you,
and write something i like about you on your profile
just to try and make you smile(:
not my idea! credit goes to Reader_Aubery(:
great idea<3&&check her out!(:
nmq
make sure you comment.. or i can't do it): witty only lets me see a certain number of faves. so again, please comment! thank loves<3.

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