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irishdancer10

1. irishdancer10
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2013 2:51pm UTC
   My teacher always says there are two easy things
   in this world: Failing tests and gaining weight
   
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2. irishdancer10
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   July 4, 2013 10:25am UTC
   Oh, darling don't you ever grow up, don't you ever grow up, just stay this little
   
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3. irishdancer10
   posted a quote
   May 15, 2013 9:10pm UTC
   Even if you're one in a million,
   On a planet with 6.8 billion,
   there are almost 7,000 people
   Just. Like. You.
   
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4. irishdancer10
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   December 31, 2012 4:03pm UTC
   Donna: It's cold here.
   Eric: Well, here take my jacket
   Jackie: Yeah, I'm cold too.
   Kelso: Well, damn Jackie! I can't control the weather!
   
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5. irishdancer10
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   December 31, 2012 4:01pm UTC
   Not only is my short-term memory horrible,
   but so is my short-term memory.
   Credit: Jahyvie
   
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6. irishdancer10
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 3:59pm UTC
   ask me about my attention deficit disorder.
   or pie or my cat. dogs are cool. I have a bike.
   Do you? Do you like tv? I saw a rock. lol. birdie!
   not meant to offend anyone. nmq.
   
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7. irishdancer10
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   December 31, 2012 3:54pm UTC
   Oh, I know. Let's play Rock Paper Scissors Spock.
   It's quite simple:
   Scissors cuts Paper, Paper covers Rock, Rock crushes Lizard, Lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes Scissors, Scissors decapitates Lizard, Lizard eats paper, Paper disproves Spock, and as it always has, Rock crushes scissors.
   nmq
   
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8. irishdancer10
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 3:47pm UTC
   What I'm like with a broken ankle: Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
   What I'm like with a mild fever: GET THE PREIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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9. irishdancer10
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   December 17, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas...
   and I have the privalege to meet you.
   
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10. irishdancer10
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    December 17, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Rawr
    Does not mean I love you in dinosaur. Have you seen Jurassic Park? It means "I'm gonna f*cking eat you!"
    
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11. irishdancer10
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    December 12, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    My Report Card is posted online in 8 minutes.
    Nice knowing you all.....
    
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12. irishdancer10
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    11:11.
    2 times a day.
    14 times a week.
    56 times a month.
    730 times a year.
    Why do I keep trying?
    I need something to wish for...
    
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13. irishdancer10
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    October 22, 2012 6:03pm UTC
    I saw a group of 1st graders today...
    They were talking about the presidential candidates and who they would vote for.
    I didn't even know the candidates names at their age.
    
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14. irishdancer10
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    October 22, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    You're acting like Garfield on a Monday.
    
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15. irishdancer10
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    October 19, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Elf:
    Santa: I've been to New York thousands of times.
    Buddy: Really?
    Santa: Mm-hmm.
    Buddy: What's it like?
    Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.
    Buddy: Oh.
    Santa: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.
    
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16. irishdancer10
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    September 29, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Me: *with pet rock* good rock, nice rock. Don't be afraid to do your buisness
    Stranger: HAHAHAHA weirdo! Who has a pet rock anyway?
    20 minutes later
    Police: So your pet rock just went beserk and killed this man?
    tumblr
    
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17. irishdancer10
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    July 18, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Arguments on Witty:
    Rational, Reasonable Arguments
    Nutella and One Direction
    
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18. irishdancer10
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    June 26, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Kidz Bop:
    Ruining childrens favorite songs for 11 years
    
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19. irishdancer10
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    May 8, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATNISS EVERDEEN!!!!!!
    
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20. irishdancer10
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    May 5, 2012 12:35pm UTC
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