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  2. samlporter4 samlporter4
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 12:53am UTC
    //I don't know what it is, but somethin's got me hooked on you. ♥ Please, dont drag me in, I'm already falling.I can't stand my heart to break.. Again.\\

  3. Cookiemonsterkate Cookiemonsterkate
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 12:53am UTC
    After School Today,
    I was arguing with my mother in the street, it went on for about 20 minutes, wanna know why? because she hates
    my boyfriends (jasohn) guts, She tells him when ever she sees him to stay away from me, because I deserve a boy
    who she can trust, she believes that Jasohn is a bad influence, me? whatever about me, I love him and there is no
    changing that. Well my mother than said to me, I couldnd't give a sh*t what you do anymore, I felt a tear slide down
    my face, just then I heard from behind me 'you okay beautiful?' I turned around to see Jasohn, he had just got home from
    after school detention for something he didn't do, my mother came back out. This time with a photo of me when I was 11, More tears dropped down my face, she said 'why can't you be like this again, You respected me back then, what happened to my beautiful girl?' Then Jasohn had said out of no where, 'Shes grown older,smarter and is now currently the most beautiful girl that I have ever seen'.
    My mothers response:
    Wow, maybe you are a gentleman after all.♥
    He is the best boyfriend I have ever had:')

  4. WhoNeedsToKnow WhoNeedsToKnow
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 9:02am UTC
    Fav this
    and I will go to your page, and tell you the first thing I notice about you.

  5. Maaddiee Maaddiee
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 4:54am UTC
    Fave if you have;
    a witty profiles account ;)


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  8. TimothyJames TimothyJames
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:11am UTC
    I thought I'd make my final post colourful.
    So guys, as you may know i've been battling Cancer and chest infection, Cancer for only a year and the chest infection since I was 5. No treatment has worked, Nothing will work now, The doctors said it's to late, I could just die anything withen this week, Yeah I don't know what to put here, and I'm sorry I didn't post nothing in ages, I was in hospital, Not i'm let out for my last few days, to see family, and friend before I go. So yeah Goodbye people, Enjoy your life, you never know whats around the corner. -Tim


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  10. Cookiemonsterkate Cookiemonsterkate
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 2:28am UTC
    Am I the only one who follows themself? xo

  11. DontSayGoodbye DontSayGoodbye
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:27am UTC
    Fave This,and I’ll write a name that sounds good with yours on your profile. Format by Sandrasaurus

  12. Cookiemonsterkate Cookiemonsterkate
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 1:52am UTC
    On a scale from one to adele,
    how tough was the breakup?
    nmf/nmq

  13. eve123 eve123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Zoey May
    Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Toby Jackson
    In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
    26 minutes ago · Like
    True stuff

  14. xforeverxxo xforeverxxo
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2010 7:35pm UTC
    I must admit;
    when I realize that a guy has a six pack
    he automatically becomes
    a whole lot hotter

  15. qwi qwi
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    how awesome \\
    would be playing hide-n-go seek
    in your w h o l e s c h o o l .♥♥♥
    font not mine.

  16. lovemexo13 lovemexo13
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Hey Guys!
    please read this?
    -So I emailed the head of
    Witty & I told him that we
    really should have notifications.
    && he said that if THIS quote gets
    5,000 ❤'s...
    witty will then have notifications!
    please fav this
    xoxo

  17. KrystalKastles KrystalKastles
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    I can't wait to get married,because it's like a sleepover every night with your best friend. -my little brother's friend. ♥

  18. MeBeNiKsiE MeBeNiKsiE
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC
    TODAY,
    I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
    I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
    She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
    because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
    I l o v e t h i s k i d .
    MLIA :)

  19. cherrypink cherrypink
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    I BLAME MOVIES
    for my high expectations of relationships

  20. x3wittyfades x3wittyfades
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    when you're home alone and
    someone knocks on your door;;
    10% say "who is it?"
    64% look through the peep hole.
    25% open the door
    1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
    fave if you're that 1% (;

:)

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