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1. _kevin
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2014 9:18pm UTC
   The more I fall for you,
   the more I hate myself for falling.
   Because the truth is
   we can never be together.
   
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2. _kevin
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2013 11:16am UTC
   Girl: Why don't you have a girlfriend? You're a nice guy.
   Me: That's the problem, I'm too nice. Girls like jerks.
   
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3. _kevin
   posted a quote
   June 1, 2013 2:58am UTC
   Friend Zoned
   [ frend-zond ] , verb
   A very frustrating and very sh/tty place to be.
   What does this mean? It means you're f/cked.
   
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4. _kevin
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2013 11:23pm UTC
   Le me.
   I'm not popular,
   but I can make you feel like you are
   the most important person
   in the whole world
   every day, every minute,
   and every second.
   
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5. _kevin
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 3:15pm UTC
   One middle finger isn't enough
   to let someone know how i feel.
   That's why i have two hands.
   ~_~),,/,
   
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6. _kevin
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2012 6:09pm UTC
   I THINK WITTY SHOULD GET AN APP FROM APPLE.
   Anyone else think so for the iPhone/iTouch?
   (Mandyloo102)
   
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7. _kevin
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 9:07am UTC
   Dear Mom&Daddy,
   I know I didn't grow up
   like what you want me to be.
   I tried everything just to make you proud of me, but i guess my all wasn't good enough.
   Sorry, I can't be perfect.
   
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8. _kevin
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 10:17am UTC
   Why is it so difficult for girls to find someone who is...
   caring, nice, smart,
   funny&Cute?
   i t 's b ecause I m al ways at home . ♥
   
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