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  1. infinityCx* infinityCx*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    who else gets 46768463389786 things running through their head just before they sleep ?

  2. Eitak Eitak
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 11:44am UTC
    People always say that you can tell them anything and that they will always be there for you but in all honesty they truly aren't.

  3. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 10:10am UTC
    On the phone to my mom: Yep, Ok, that's fine, really, sure, ok, yep, of course, mhm, yes, right, bye, bye, love you too, bye, yes I'll be carefull, yes, right, mhm, bye.
    On the phone to dad: Kay bye.

  4. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 9:01am UTC
    The critisize our generation
    but they forget who raised it

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. WiFi WiFi
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
    “Come on, it’s just a joke”
    “toughen up and stop being a baby”
    “We’re just teasing”
    STOP.
    BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
    IT JUST HURTS A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING
    FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST, SCREW OFF.


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. maddie_r_xx maddie_r_xx
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    Don't know their story?Don't judge them.

  9. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    when I was younger,
    I never thought boys were "icky" or had "cooties"
    but now as I grow up,
    I'm starting to realize boys actually do have cooties

  10. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    Why do you want to learn Spanish?
    MosT peopLe:
    Will help me get a job, travel the world, understand what my parents are saying, etc.
    Me:
    To find out what Crazy Steve was yelling at Dora.

  11. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 11:41am UTC
    I am literally so out of shape.
    >>Like, internet explorer could run faster than me.

  12. JessleyBradliee JessleyBradliee
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 9:14am UTC
    I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.

  13. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    Dude, you left you phone at my house.
    Hello? Jack?
    WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING!?.
    Oh wait...

  14. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 10:59am UTC
    I shouldn't be left alone with my thoughts.
    They are killing me inside and out.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    My school has a badminton club and barely anyone joined it last year and someone in the club decided to make a Facebook group and he added me and over 100 random people all from different grades. He started posting about how the first meeting was a success and literally all the comments on the post were "what the fck" "i don't know you" "I didn't join this club" "who the fck wants to play badminton" and I still laugh whenever I think about it.

  16. *y i k e s* *y i k e s*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    When I wake up and it's still as dark outside as when I went to bed:
    "Houston, we have a problem."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    I wish Disney Channel had a throwback
    week.

  19. WiFi WiFi
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

  20. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Have you ever
    Googled
    yourself before?

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