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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 4:44pm UTC

Stop sending hate.
You know who you are,
you sit behind a computer trying to make
someone else’s life seem worthless.
You go on and tell them they’re
fat, ugly, and worthless.
You tell them to die.
Its fu/cking pointless.
You saying that, isn’t making you worth
any more than the person
you’re trying to bring down.
Just stop.

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AlyssaBreanne*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 10:14am UTC

"Why'd you let him go?"
"Because he didn't want to stay."
"Well why didn't you chase after him?"
"Because he didn't want me to."
"But you have to fight for what you love."
"Not if what you love doesn't love you back."

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 12:53pm UTC

Someone asked me if I believe in second chances.
I guess, I don't know. It depends what you did to screw up the first chance.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 11:55am UTC

Girl: Are you with your friends?
Him: Yeah, how'd you know?
Girl: Because you're acting like a jerk and ignoring me again.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 12:44pm UTC

I use my phone as a flashlight,
and hit random buttons to keep it lit

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伤*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC

We were walking and harry looked at his watch and ran to the hotel, we thought something bad had happened but he just wanted to watch spongebob
- Liam Payne

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Stiff_Smile
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 10:49am UTC

Think that you're fat?
Pull a Doofensmirtz!
Don't make yourself skinny;
make everybody else fat, so you'll be skinny by comparason.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 9:43am UTC

Yelling "Stay!" at a non- living
object that keeps falling over

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taylorstories
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 4:01pm UTC

3 Scariest Words in Math
Show your work.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Dad : I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son : No
Dad : The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son : Then it's okay
Dad goes to Bill gates.
Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates : No
Dad : My son is the CEO of World Bank
Bill Gates : Then it's okay.
Dad goes to President of World Bank
Dad : Appoint my son as CEO of your bank.
President : No
Dad : He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President : Then it's okay
This is BUSINESS

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 1:41pm UTC

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 12:48pm UTC

My best guy friend & I kissed last night.
It kind of just happened.
I was sitting with him on a park bench , waiting for his ride. suddenly , he stared into my eyes, pulled me close to him, and told me he's madly in love with me. that he's always loved me. that he doesntcare if i dont love him back , cause he'll wait for me forever. then , he got off the bench , lifted me up, & kissed me. I actually learned what it felt like to have 'sparks fly'. Then , he sat me back down , & he started playing with my hair & fingers. Since that was one of the first times he looked right into my eyes, i asked him why he always looks down when he talks to me. he said my eyes make him weak. He addmitted everything. he said chills run up and down his spine when i touch him , he has constantbutterflies when hes with me , he has dreams about me every night , & no matter what he does im on his mind 24/7. He went on for about 20 mintues until his ride showed up . when he was leaving , he kissed my forehead & said ' i love you.'
my stomach fluttered & i realized i loved him too. I told him , & he smiled for ear to ear. his eyes teared up , & he gave me the best hug anyones ever given me. He called me when he got home , & we talked until 5 A.M. (when i fell asleep on him) even though he had football practice at 9 A.M.
so , witty girls , just remember...
Love comes when you least expect it

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 2:43pm UTC

My friends brother has cancer. He went to the barber shop to shave off his head before chemotherapy. Here's the story.
Sitting at the barber shop with my brother and the man across from him asks why he's shaving his head. He explains he has cancer and without hesitation the man tells the barber to shave his hair off. Without even knowing my brother he did one of the nicest things I've ever seen.
Picture ;
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/541621_3177908500335_1518685418_n.jpg

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Plot twist:
Somebody actually finds me attractive.

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MissSopralto
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 11:46am UTC

blacklace
When all the people in
High School Musical
have never rehearsed, but are all singing the same song and doing the exact same dance. In unison.
nmf
blacklace

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC

THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.

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D0ri20
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Who elese
Wants to see Socko appear on ICarly?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 1:53am UTC

Okay, so my parents usually try to avoid kissing and stuff in front of my little sister (she's four), but today Dad kissed Mom when my sister was in the room. This happened:
*kiss*
Hazel:
Hazel:
Hazel: oh my god
Hazel: YOU GUYS DO THAT
Hazel: I DIDN'T THINK YOU DID THAT
Hazel: NEVER DO THAT EVER
Hazel: NOT EVER OKAY
Hazel: That is not alright! Ew!
Mom: Honey, when a man and a woman love each other very mu-
Hazel: no.
Hazel: the naughty corner.
Mom: What?
Hazel: Sit in the naughty corner for being gross.

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burnthisletter
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 11:22am UTC

BEST CONVERSATION EVER.
Him: Good morning sweetie-pie(:
Me: Oh, good morning. I see the assassins failed.
Him: I had to bury the bodies last night. Nice try though.
Me: D/mn it. Props to you though, old chap.
Him: You might want to watch what you eat and drink for the next couple of days. I instructed my assassins to use plutonium poisoning. Have fun.
Me: Mmm, I love a little radioactivity with my morning bagel. You know me so well. (':
Him: Hahahahah I love you so much.
nmf

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