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BEST CONVERSATION EVER.

Him: Good morning sweetie-pie(:
Me: Oh, good morning. I see the assassins failed.

Him: I had to bury the bodies last night. Nice try though.
Me: D/mn it. Props to you though, old chap.
Him: You might want to watch what you eat and drink for the next couple of days. I instructed my assassins to use plutonium poisoning. Have fun.
Me: Mmm, I love a little radioactivity with my morning bagel. You know me so well. (':
Him: Hahahahah I love you so much. 


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