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Bananabrains316
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October 31, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Girls with curly hair: I wish my hair was straight.
Girls with straight hair: I wish my hair was curly.
Girls with wavy hair: Bow down to me biitches.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ImmaBelieber67
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 10:14am UTC

"Little Things isn’t about anyone
in particular,
it’s about all girls.
You’re all beautiful and you need
to hear it more often."
- Zayn Malik♥
format credit to OneDirection

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ImmaBelieber67
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 11:06am UTC

Little things
I know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape
[♥][♥][♥]you never want to know how much you w e i g h t
you still have to squeeze into your jeans[x][x][x]
----->>> but you're perfect to me <-----
♥♥♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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musicaddict27
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC

What if Gangnam Style
is actually a giant rain dance, and we brought the hurricane on ourselves?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:47pm UTC

Meanwhile in the Northeastern United States
Last Halloween: Massive Snowstorm
This Halloween: Intense Hurricane
Next Halloween: Godzilla returns

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LandonIsWitty
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October 27, 2012 6:00pm UTC

Starbucks really isn't that expensive,
When you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup..
//notmine//

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Ali_Tex98
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 7:41pm UTC

Stop making villans so attractive
It makes me question my morals.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Me: I need a dinner reservation for Valentine's Day.
Siri: I'll see if any restaurants have a table for one.
Me: No. I need a reservation for two.
Siri: Why? Is your mother in town?
getting owned by siri...

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sammy*
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Person: *breathes*
Me: could you not?? seriously you're so annoying, just control yourself.

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wittyquotesgurl
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October 13, 2012 7:57pm UTC

f∞d

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sammy*
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 6:51pm UTC

that amazing moment when
you look over at your crush, but he's already looking at you.

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MsEmilyHoran
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Me: *Calls brother for Chemistry help*
Him: Hello?
Me: Hey, Adam, I have a question.
Him: No, you should NOT go out with him.
Protective older brothers >>>>>

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annalove26
posted a quote
October 3, 2012 5:57pm UTC

Do you ever just want to grab someone by the shoulders, look
them deep in the eyes and wisper,
"No one gives a f.uck."

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sapphire123
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 3:31pm UTC

Me: *faints, cough, looses eyesight, throws up, has fever, goes dizzy*
Mom: Don't be silly your going to school.
Me: *coughs*
Grandma: Oh darling! Come here! Sit on the couch and put that thermometer in your mouth while I go get you some ice cream!

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 7:56pm UTC

...And then Satan said,
"Put the alphabet in math."

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DenaAnn
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Me after 30 seconds of running:
I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

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zubair
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 4:43pm UTC

" I'm Sorry " and " my bad "
mean the same thing ....
Unless you are at a Funeral .

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SuperBass223
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 4:01pm UTC

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++{ ♥ }++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Musicals would be 10x better
If there was one character
Who was just really scared and confused
Because everyone was singing
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++{ ♥ }+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
format by ; lovebywhisper

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