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Me: I need a dinner reservation for Valentine's Day.
Siri: I'll see if any restaurants have a table for one.
Me: No. I need a reservation for two.
Siri: Why? Is your mother in town?


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Me: I need a dinner reservation for Valentine's Day. Siri:

522 faves · Oct 13, 2012 8:28pm

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