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  1. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 10:53am UTC
    Him: Your writing is so much about depression and suicide and death.
    Me: Does that surprise you?
    Him: Well, you're such a nice person.
    Me: You can be a nice person and still want to kill yourself.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    So there's a mini golf course near where I live with a bunch of giant, plastic
    dinosaurs and stuff scattered around the place and there's a dinosaur named Steve there. A dinosaur. Named Steve. My life is complete.

  4. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    "I had my period before I was 14 and I was at my guy-friend's house,
    i forgot to bring pads and his parents were there.We were eating strawberries on his white couch, and I didn't realise i had bled through my shorts onto his white couch while i was wearing WHITE SHORTS. His parents left the room and I got up and saw blood everywhere and started crying and he grabbed the strawberries and mashed them on the couch and on me and himself quickly and when his parents came back, he said,
    "we had a fruit war."

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    Today i found out that
    my granpa has cancer....I just heard that from my mom
    and she said that i have to be strong becouse we can't do
    anything to save my grandpa.i locked in my room and
    cried all along...He id my idol.Today he came in our house
    and first i didn't talk to him cus i burst out crying.Today
    was the worst day of my life.People with big heart don't
    last long in this world.Love you grandpa.I wish it was
    me the one who had cancer not you.You didn't deserve it

  6. ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    My best friend used to cut herself.
    Today her boyfriend broke up with her.
    he told her:
    "I don't like walking around with a girl with scars all over her arms and legs. It makes people stare."
    She asked:
    "Do you still think I'm beautiful?"
    He said:
    "No. I lied because I felt bad."
    Wanna know what she said?:
    "... I'm sorry..."

  7. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Just because someone supports gay rights,
    doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
    do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?

  8. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    Probably the worst part about being a penguin is after you're in an argument,
    you'll try to waddle away angrily, but still look adorable.

  9. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    I thought i was over him
    until we touched hands for a couple seconds today. Omg, I melted.. and now I can't stop thinking about him
    all over again.

  10. lexybaybay741 lexybaybay741
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    So today in English, we got into groups.. We had to write a poem about forgiveness in the group.
    We then had to read it to the class.
    I was the only girl in my group
    The guys made me read the poem..
    I know you guys are probably like "big deal, you always have to read"
    Well.. It is a big deal.. I suffer from all types of anxiety..
    So when I had to read today, I turned beat red, started stuttering, and then i was being laughed at.
    I ran out of the classroom as fast as i could crying my eyes out..
    My best guy friend, Alec is in that class.
    He chased after me and found me.
    He said "Lexy, you're the most amazing girl in the world, why the heck are you letting them get to you"
    I said "I am just an embarassment."
    He said "Well do me a favor"
    I said "sure what is it"
    He got down on one knee
    He then said "Do me a favor and be my embarassment at the Prom?"
    I cried..
    He said "Oh and be my girlfriend too..
    I think I am the happiest girl in the world right now...

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 9:15am UTC
    People wait
    All weak for friday
    All year for summer
    All life for happines

  12. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    I don't understand why girls make such a big deal about periods.
    I mean yeah, they suck, but at least we don't have to push like a fcking watermelon out of our vajayjay every month.

  13. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
    Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
    I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

  14. abokist* abokist*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    Lol, so I get suspended if I don't dye my hair to its original colour.
    HERE I AM, LAUGHING SO HARD

  15. bettyann123 bettyann123
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    I wanna be the girl he gives his hoodie to wear && cuddles up to when its cold, he'll be the one who comes up behind me, wraps his arms around my waist, catches me off guard && whispers you look beautiful.

  16. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    Crushes.
    They give you that warm feeling inside.You get excited for the smallest
    things that involve them.Figuring out way that you can get their attention
    just to impress them .When everithing they do makes you feel happy.&
    everithing they say puts a smile on your face .Although
    a crush is a crush ,but everyday your just hoping it will lead to something more.

  17. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    *School calling my mom at work*
    school secretary: Hello, I'm calling about your son
    mom: Okay, what happened?
    school secretary: He's asking if he can go home.
    school secretary: He says he has a 'super awesome' sub in the fridge.
    school secretary: And he wants to go get it and come back during his studyhall
    Okay, my brother isn't normal.

  18. Chlohoey Chlohoey
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    If a girl wants to stuff her bra, let her.
    If a girl wants to cover herself in fake tan or make-up, let her.
    If a girl wants to bleach her hair or wear extensions, let her.
    If a girl wants to wear fake nails and eyelashes, let her.
    You are nobody to judge. Chances are, that girl hides behind cosmetics because of people like you telling her that she isn't good enough. So stop the posts and status' b//itching fake girls.
    Chances are, she's just as insecure as you.

  19. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    Anorexia isn't about being fat,
    Anorexia is about HAVING fat.

  20. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    Is it possible to be dead while you're still physically living?
    Because that's how I have been feeling lately

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