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  1. Blackshoes Blackshoes
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:04pm UTC
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  2. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    "I don't have biceps so
    I just flex me eyebrow."
    -Niall Horan

  3. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Sometimes..
    I have deja vu
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    Sometimes..
    I have deja vu

  4. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle
    "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah n.igga" which is a bastardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother"

  5. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    You come home from school, look at yourself in the mirror and wonder.
    "Did I really look like that all day"

  6. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 11:16pm UTC

    Who else
    finishes their stories with "so yeah"

  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:51am UTC
    The Virgin
    Epliogoue.
    I smiled and held Mikes hand while walking on the beach.
    It was the last day of summer.
    Tomorrow, he would be heading back to his dorm and I would be heading back to school.
    I'm preparing for the start of my senior year.. and a different me.
    I smiled and leaned in and kissed him.
    He took me into his arms and held me.
    "Thank you for the best summer ever baby." He said and I think he smiled.
    "It was the best summer ever." I said thinking back to the memories.
    ~~~~~
    1 month earlier.
    "Mom. I'm home." I screamed out.
    "Isabelle Angela Kingston." My mother spoke to me in a sharp tone.
    "Yes?" I questioned surprised.
    "You are a disgrace to this whole family. Staying at a hotel room, with a boy? Then being seen walking out of the hotel with a different boy." She screamed at me loudly.
    I looked at her with my eyes scrunched up.
    She continued screaming, "What do you have to say for yourself young lady? If your gonna be a lady, act like one." She screamed at me.
    "MOM. STOP."I yelled back at her.
    She looked at me with her mouth dropped open, "Who are you to talk to your mother in that tone of voice."
    "I'm your daughter. I'm tired of being perfect just to impress you. I'm tired of trying to live up to your standards of living. I want to go out and do things TEENAGERS do. I don't want to continue to be your puppet that does everything you say. I want to wear jeans without you looking at me like I'm some kind of homeless person. I want to wear sweat pants out of the house without YOU yelling at me for it. I want to be able to wear a dress more than once. I want to be MYSELF. I don't want to be you."
    I breathed deeply, I had finally stood up to my mom, after almost 17 years.
    She stared me down expecting me to back down, "All my life, I've raised you to be an excellent, beautiful, young lady. This is the thanks I get." She turned but I could see the tears running down her cheeks.
    "Mom.." I said my voice cracking. "You raised my great. But still, you can't raise me forever. Eventually I have to do my own thing. I'm almost an adult mom."
    She looked at me, "I understand but still, Your my baby. I can't let go now." She said patting my hair.
    "Mom. You don't have to let go. You just have to let me be myself a little bit." I smiled and hugged her around the waist.
    "I can do that.. Maybe. But take it slow with me." She put her arms around me and held me close.
    I smiled, "Anything for you mom."
    ~~~~~~~~
    Here I stood. On the beach. I had Mike's hand in my hand and I was in my sweat pants.
    He smiled at me, "Hm. Good thing your not wearing a cute outfit.."
    I looked at him scared, "Why?"
    "Because then I'd feel bad if I did.. this."
    With that he speared me into the water.
    I came up and choked on it pretending to drown.
    "Belle. Belle." He screamed swimming towards me.
    I jumped on his neck and pushed him down in the water.
    "SUCKKER." I screamed at him.
    He smiled and pulled me under the water and kissed me.
    I don't know whats going to happen in the next few years.
    But, I'm living my life the way I want to.
    Since you only live once.
    ~~~~~~
    THE ENDDDD.
    Shout out to my readers who stuck with me.
    Especially those who have been with me since the beginning!
    I love you ALL!
    I'm going to start posting outfits on polyvore.
    And I will try to get a prologue up tonight.
    I'd like to dedicate this book to ALL my witty girls.
    A special thinks to those people who helped me become a better writer.
    A big thanks to my fans for always believing in me.

  8. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Cinderella and Bell tie their hair with a ribbon.
    Have you ever tried to tie your hair with a ribbon? Yeah, good f/cking luck with that.

  9. MsEmilyHoran MsEmilyHoran
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format (=
    Stuff Directioners Say #18
    "Christmas Eve? Oh, you mean Louis' birthday."

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    my give-a-f*cks are like ninjas.
    you never see them.

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    June 19, 2012 5:21am UTC
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  12. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Nowdays,
    losing your phone is a lot
    more dramatic than
    losing your virginity.

  13. xashleyx01 xashleyx01
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    I want you to know something,
    but I don't want to tell you, so I'll just let the
    first three words of this sentence explain it.♥

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    99% of my socks are single,
    and you don't see them crying about it.

  15. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 10:56pm UTC

    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    My mom is ...
    Breast Cancer free!
    nmf

  16. glitterific glitterific
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Fave for 1D
    Comment for Bieber

  17. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    “My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson.” — Harry Styles

  18. randomgirl7742 randomgirl7742
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    I am one of those people who can remember every single detail from a day back in preschool….
    Yet I can’t remember what I had for breakfast this morning

  19. justsmile851 justsmile851
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Me: I like you
    Crush: I don't like you
    Me: -gets over you-
    Crush: I like you now

  20. xXLongLiveXx xXLongLiveXx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Shot me out of the sky
    You're my kryptonite
    You keep making me weak
    Yeah frozen and can't
    breathe

    nmf

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