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CrazyChrista
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Life is short smile while you still have teeth.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 12:53am UTC

I love you
I love yo
I love y
I love
I lov
I lo
I l
I
I h
I ha
I hat
I hate
I hate m
I hate my
I hate mys
I hate myse
I hate mysel
I hate myself

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Steve
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 9:09pm UTC

What's the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.

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justsowitty
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 2:37am UTC

Guys, is Witty like dead right now? Or is someone out there just lurking arround?

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 1:18am UTC

Spongebob&Patrick: "Surprise!
Happy Birthday, Squidward!
Happy happy
Birthday!
Happy birthday
Cake!
Happy, happy
Birthday!
Pin the
Tail on
the seahorse!
Happy happy
Birthday!
Happy birthday,
Squidward!!"
Squidward: " It's not
My bithday!!!"
"Opposite Day"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 2:49pm UTC

Seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
Seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

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* . ~ serena ~ . *
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 11:57pm UTC

Day when I get a new notification:
"OHMYGOSH YAY I'M LIKE SO POPULAR AND EVERONE LOVES ME YAY!"
Day when I get no notifications:
"WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME IT'S NOT FAIR I'M SUCH A LONER WHERE'S MY LIFE."

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 5:26pm UTC

parents who are like “maybe if we yell at her for being in a bad mood she won’t be in a bad mood anymore” no no no just no

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ChristianGreif
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 11:17pm UTC

Acorns are like little Lego peices.

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Did you ever just stop and realize
That we could just change our life in an instant if we really wanted to?
We could stand up and yell at our teachers, we could put ourselves in a life or death situation
if we REALLY wanted too. You could even take that risk and spontaneously kiss your crush by
surprise. We could change the entire outcome of our lives, and if our lives are really as bad as
we say they are, why won't we take those chances?

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dinosaur_rawr
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 1:39pm UTC

I don't understand parents.
I say I'm going out and they question me as if I said I just killed someone!

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YourWorthIt
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 12:32am UTC

30 day challenge: Day one*15 facts about you: 1- im a girl2-im only 5'4 tall3-i have gray eyes4-I suffer from depression5-my real hair color is brown6-I'm really shy7- I hurt everyone around me8- I can't eat peanuts or I'll die9- I used to cut myself10- I'm covered in scares11-I cry myself to sleep12-I used to be a crazy exciting girl13- I love to draw and write everynight14- I have thought about death many times15- I can't think of anything else

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goldengirlwendy
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 2:07am UTC

"Love is like a butterfly. If you hold it too tightly, it will die. If it was meant to be yours, let it go, and it will come back to you."

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amberandmarisa1011
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 9:14pm UTC

*Waters the plants with my tears*

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*Dirtbag*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 12:23pm UTC

I get my new phone...
Then I drop it in the sink
Me: "Mum I need a new phone"
Mom: "I just bought you one"
Me: "Yeah I know but i broke it"
Mom: "Well Your going to have to buy your own"
Me: Good God... Im never going to have a phone

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*Dirtbag*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 1:11pm UTC

Uh So my best friends name is Jessie
and I want his girl
So Im like obssesed with the song
Jessies Girl O_O

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*Dirtbag*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 1:31pm UTC

My Best friend Has an amazing realationship
Im just sitting in the background
Eating popcorn, watching there romance, And Acting like a weirdo...
Yupp Thats how it goes

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HighTaco
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 1:32pm UTC

Me: "wow this is a cute bra I can’t wait till no one sees me in it"

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SomebodyDoSomething
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 10:26am UTC

Say what you wanna say, and let the words fall out, honestly, i wanna see you be brave. With what you want to say, let the words fall out, honestly, i want to see you be brave.
♦
.

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 10:48am UTC

Dont tell her you hate her,
you don't know how long it will be stuck in her mind.
♥♥

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