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Cammie
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Spongebob: With imagination I can be anything I want! Like a pirate!
Patrick: A starfish!
Squidward: Patrick, you’re already a starfish.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 3:01pm UTC

If you want to call a family meeting, just turn off the wifi router
and wait in the room in which it is located.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 11:06pm UTC

This guy was listening to really loud gospel music at the library and one the
librarian asked him to turn it down and he said, "You can't turn down Jesus!"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 1:41pm UTC

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, ya know?
Me: Oh, hey woah, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Oh my gosh, man, I didn't see you there
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you wanna move over some--you're descending right now into the shower stream and I don't want to drown you
Spider: Hey, thanks bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So, can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry, I'll just move over here
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:47pm UTC

friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 12:40pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Are oranges called orange because they are orange,
or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 1:47pm UTC

etc = end of thinking capacity.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Him: You wanna know what's beautifull? Say the first word again.
Me: The first word again
Him: Yeah say it
Me: it
Him: OMG I'M JUST TRYING TO BE CUTE
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 / quote from tumblr

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 6:28pm UTC

I'm so lazy
I can't even finish this sen

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spence*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 1:47pm UTC

What if the
person you're
meant to be with kills themselves?
and you're just left there..
searching for that one person when
they're already gone.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 12:58pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Don't judge a book by it's cover.
my math book has a picture of someone enjoying themself.

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kitty007
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:30pm UTC

Have you ever had a dream
so heartbreakingly
beautiful
that it felt like pure agony
to stay awake?

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marie1616
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:29pm UTC

OUR SCARS REMIND US
THAT THE PAST IS REAL.
I TEAR MY HEART OPEN
JUST TO FEEL.

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marie1616
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 1:57pm UTC

It's totally hypocritical to see a religious quote on Witty and have NO one comment on it saying things such as "You shouldn't post these things on here, there are many people who don't believe" or "F/ck god" so why is it that when there is a quote about NOT believing in god everyone goes ape sh/t. If you don't want to see non religious quotes, then there shouldn't be religious quotes, it's disrespectful both ways, because we all believe DIFFERENT things. I'm sure there are religious people on here just as there are atheists and agnostics and so on. So if you don't want to see quotes about how "God doesn't exist" it would be fair to not make quotes about how "God does exist" It works both ways. If you don't like the friggin quote, IGNORE IT! Why do you feel the need to comment and try and change how someone else feels or just be completely disrespectful? Because I have yet to see a religious quote where someone said anything rude. And maybe some of you should watch what you say to others while commenting on these certain quotes, your words have actions and being rude gets you no where, cussing and calling someone names won't change anything. It's actually quit childish. Think before you type.
Rant over.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 2:05pm UTC

Format chickittylover
I bet you this read wrong.

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bye*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Sometimes,
You have to give up on people
not because you dont care
but because they don't.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 9:13pm UTC

We used to be youandme
and then we were you-and-me
and then we were you and me
and then we were you…. and me?
and now there’s
you
and
then
there’s
me.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 11:50am UTC

Suicide catches everyone's attention,
but it's the actions which lead up to it that go unnoticed.

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