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Vinita*
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November 19, 2013 9:23pm UTC

Soemtimes,
telling a girl that she is beautiful
can brighten her day of darkness

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dfaye
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 8:42am UTC

All it takes is twenty seconds of insane courage to do something amazing.

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Amenah
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 12:51pm UTC

everything that downs me
makes me wanna fly. —

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 4:05am UTC

I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do.
They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you
All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 7:14pm UTC

(( g o a h e a d a n d K I S S h e r ))
BuT ONE dAY,
Y O U ' L L W I S H I T H A D B E E N M E , { ♥ }

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♥Gianna♥*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 3:33pm UTC

‘that’s not real music'
ok what would you classify as real music
do you want me to play an old recorder and dance around a f.ucking bonfire, chanting a rain dance tune? is that real enough for you, you stupid pretentious b.itch

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Me: *looking through my profile*
Me: *notices my bio says "happy summer"
Me: *realizes it's November 19th*
Me: ......
Me: I'll change it later

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sleepy*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 5:07pm UTC

walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

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Corinne ✞*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 7:01am UTC

Witty is legit the only place where I can smile, laugh and not get one judgemental comment from anyone.. This is why I love it.. I consider it my second home
Witty and everyone on it.. I love you. Your beautiful.

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🎀Anna🎀*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 7:47am UTC

"You are seriously
the best thing in my life."

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^_^*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 2:15pm UTC

2014 is so close I can almost taste the lips I will not be kissing on new years eve

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dreamer*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 8:34am UTC

mom: how are your grades this semester?
me: mother what's important is that we have our health.

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absent *
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Being in a sexual relationship scares me because if I can't even bear to look at myself naked, how the hell is someone else supposed to?

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 1:01pm UTC

Doctor: What this look like?
Me: A blob.
Doctor: (Sighs) And this one?
Me: A blob.
Doctor: Lastly, this one. Wait. Let me guess, it looks like a blob.
Me: No. Where'd you get that crazy idea? It's obviously a chicken.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 6:15pm UTC

My favorite thing to do when I go out
Is look at all the cute boys I'm not about to talk to.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Employer: um, your application just says, “my mom is making me do this”?

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 2:14pm UTC

imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 1:37pm UTC

not having children until 2090 because i want 90s kids

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
Santa: Let's be realistic

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 2:10pm UTC

me: Oh god it's time to get up.
me: ugh clothing
me: Ugh hair
me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
me: oh god I hate this place
me: no I don't like you leave me alone
me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY
me: Nice azz
me: the f-ck you lookin at?
me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
me: Please just shut up
me: YES HOME
me: YES INTERNET
me: YES BED

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