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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 1:15am UTC
    oh my god. there are two guys who got prosecuted for ra/ping a teenage girl. she was drunk and therefore was unable to legally consent to any kind of se/xual activity. what's more, a lot of people are saying how tragic it is that two star football players had their lives and bright futures ruined by this. right. their lives are ruined because they ra/ped a girl?! what about the girl? they chose to ra/pe her, she did NOT choose to be ra/ped. all the people saying that it was her fault for getting drunk suck as well, because nothing - nothing at all - justifies being ra/ped. ever. it's not like men have no self control. it was their choice to do it, and they deserve every bit of punishment they get. which, by the way, was only a few years in jail.
    ugh. people make me sick..

  2. batmancupcake57girl batmancupcake57girl
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 3:40pm UTC
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  3. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    I feel like teachers think we can do
    anything in the last 5 minutes of class.
    Because they're all like: Ok you have 5
    minutes you can complete the
    homework, other teachers' homework,
    eat a sandwich, make a rocket, graduate
    from college, find a truce for the Middle
    East, and get to the edge of the
    Universe and back.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 4:40am UTC
    Social Anxiety isn't cool.
    OCD isn't cool.
    Bipolar disorder isn't cool.
    Depression isn't cool.
    Cutting isn't cool.
    Phobias aren't cool.
    Trauma isn't cool.
    Sleep disorders aren't cool.
    Eating disorders aren't cool.
    They're real things.
    They are scary.
    And pretending you have them is obnoxious and an insult.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 12:53am UTC
    it is the year 1800
    a little girl sees her brothers wearing trousers
    she thinks trousers are really cool
    she asks her mum if she can have trousers just like them
    the mum thinks her daughter should be allowed to.
    the mum makes the girl a pair of trousers.
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "trousers are only meant for boys" everyone says
    "it will make her a lesbian" everyone says
    "she needs to dress like a girl" everyone says
    "she will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2000
    "i can't believe that there was a time when
    they didn't think it was ok for woman to
    wear pants!" everyone says
    it is the year 2020
    a little boy sees his sisters wearing skirts
    he thinks skirts are really cool
    he asks his mum if he can have a skirt just like them
    the mum thinks her son should be allowed to
    the mum makes the boy a skirt
    "oh god what are you doing" everyone says
    "skirts are only meant for girls" everyone says
    "it will make him gay" everyone says
    "he needs to dress like a boy" everyone says
    "he will get bullied by the other kids" everyone says
    it is the year 2300
    "i can't believe there was a time when
    people didn't think it was ok for a boy
    to wear skirts and dresses!" everyone says
    it is the year 2500
    "i can't believe that people used to be
    judged and restricted by the clothes
    they wore and the gender society told
    them they were," everyone says, "we
    have much bigger issues to worry
    about and what clothes someone
    chooses to wear is really the least
    of our problems."

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    imagine this:
    a concert venue with trampolines for floors.

  7. EdSheeran EdSheeran
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else
    Normal guy: I really want to kiss you
    Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow
    Normal guy: Let's cuddle
    Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms
    Normal guy: I want to hug you
    Ed Sheeran: I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
    Normal guy: She's a cr-ck wh-re pr-stitute
    Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man
    Normal guy: Marry me?
    Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady
    Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely
    Ed Sheeran: lately I've been waking up alone paint splattered teardrops on my shirt
    Normal guy: gonna get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
    Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
    Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later
    Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    let's play the "how much time can i waste
    before i start crying about how stressed i am because i'm procrastinating my life away" game.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Things school has taught me:
    -Grades are more important than your morals, emotional, and physical health
    -How to hate people in general
    -To want to quit life weekly
    -How to text/eat in class without getting caught
    -Why I will never amount to anything


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics

  13. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    David Karp @Davidkrap 11 Feb
    no im not crying there's just some ed sheeran lyrics in my eye.
    Collapse ← Reply Retweet ★Favorite
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    [Failed attempt at twitter lol]

  14. edwardl0v3r edwardl0v3r
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    Nobody's going to notice this quote because it's ugly.
    It's kind of the same concept with people.
    Unless you're perfect, nobody cares.

  15. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    I really miss the OLD witty.
    Im just going to take a second and tell you guys some stuff i really hate and miss..
    First: I hate the fact that everyone on here are so young and all you guys care about are
    favorites, like honestly, its not all about all about followers and faves. You should gain followers
    by your quotes and who you are not "follow for follows". Its not all about getting to the top page.
    If people like your quotes and your profile, and who you are, they'll follow you!!
    Second: I hate that they're all the same exact quotes. I mean i get that youre going to see a few
    same quotes,but try to come up with different quotes! Odds are people wil be more likely to
    fave thoughs then one you copy and pasted! Be original(:
    Third: I hate seeing the ammounts of hate. Now dont get me wrong, i still see so many nice
    people on here,but sometimes ill go on and see hate comments on peoples pages from others
    saying for them to like kill themselves. Like its really not nesassary. By one word you say
    could put an end to someones life. Choose your words carefully. I mean i know witty used to
    have hate,but ive never ever seen it this bad.Im sorry but its honestly ridiculous.
    Fourth: People, stop posting your tumblrs EVERYWHERE. This isnt twitter, or spam.com.
    Sorry if you dont like my opinon,but serouisly.
    I had to make this quote.

  16. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    If I had a choice
    To be pretty and popular or Witty Famous...
    I would choose Witty Famous

  17. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    I wish we could feed our fat to the starving children in Africa
    it would solve obesity in the United States
    and starvation in Africa

  18. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    -♫♪♫♪♫♪♫-
    When everything feels like the movies,
    yeah, you'd bleed just to know you're alive
    -♫♪♫♪♫♪♫-

  19. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    i wonder if a boy
    ever looks at me and thinks "wow, she's beautiful"

  20. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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