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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 6:00pm UTC

HOW DO CALCULATORS
WORK
we invented them
WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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OhHoePlease
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February 20, 2013 7:20pm UTC

Why isn't a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew?
format by ohhoeplease

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 6:59pm UTC

If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePlease
*snap*snap*snap*snap*
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Cammie
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 5:02pm UTC

my 18 year old brother while standing in the ocean: there's so much water
You don't say...

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spence*
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February 19, 2013 12:13pm UTC

Most kids: Mom I'm going out with my friends.
Their mom: Ok, don't be back too late.
Me: Mom I'm going out with my friends.
My mom: What friends? What are their names? How did you meet
these friends? How old are they? When were they born? Where do they live?
What's their address? What are their parents name? Where will you be
haning out? How are you getting there? How are you getting home?
... Is your room clean?

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Mum: Just wait in the line, I forgot the milk
Me: Okay
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Mum what are you doing
Me: Mum the line is moving fast, hurry up
Me: Mother where are you, it's almost us next
Cashier: Hello..
Me:
Cashier:
Me: *faints*

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bella5296
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:25pm UTC

Today, in my math class, we had nap time.
You heard me.
Nap Time.
The teacher turned the lights off
and let his class of 17 and 18 year olds take a nap.
And then we got to eat cupcakes.
Highlight of my senior year, right there.

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yourcool
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February 21, 2013 2:22am UTC

if this were the 1600's i would have already
been married for 5 years, plus i would have 7 children and i would die next week.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Senior Prom vs. Laser Tag
Can I wear a pretty dress?
Prom: It is expected of you
Laser tag: Why not? Who says you can't play laser tag in a ball gown?
Are people going to touch me?
Prom: Yes. Most of them. Most of whom you hate.
Laser tag: Unlikely. If they do, shoot them.
Approximate cost?
Prom: $100-$300 dollars at a minimum
Laser tag: $25
Will I feel the need to shower away my shame and rage at the end of the night?
Prom: Yes. Yes you will.
Laser tag: No. You must bathe only to wash away the blood of thine enemies.
Can I pretend to be Princess Leia defending the republic?
Prom: No. You will feel more like Slave Leia with Jabba the Hutt. Gross people touching you.
Laser tag: Hell yeah, you can. You must avenge your home planet of Alderaan.
Will my ears be violated by the sound of terrible music?
Prom: So violated that your ears could file charges
Laser tag: No. Only the sweet sound of phasers.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 5:43pm UTC

How to Ask Someone Out
Step 1: Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2: Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3: Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4: Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5: Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it
*tumblr*

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 2:16am UTC

shoutout to the teachers who
make you watch a movie with no note sheet.

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Soccerfata
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 6:47pm UTC

So I get home and there's this random guy on my couch and he's like "Alright, I don't want to hurt you. Just put your stuff down and get on the ground. I just want your money." And I almost had a heart attack. I was like, "OMG, please no I don't have any money. I'm too young to die." Then he was like, "Nah man, I'm just messin with you. I'm your brothers friend. He's in the shower, I'm just waiting for him."
That guy is a genius....

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Prank idea:
Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio.
Harass the weatherman.
Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every book
you've ever read
is just a different combination
of 26 letters.
Weird, isn't it?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Me: I wish I had a toilet and sink in the corner of my room so I wouldn't have to walk all the way to the bathroom.
Friend: That's a prison cell
Me: In prison your food gets cooked for you, as well. I'm beginning to think that murdering people I don't like wouldn't be such a bad thing.
Friend: You do realize that we're in public and a police officer might be around
Me: Oh no, what are they going to do? Send me to prison?

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 12:02am UTC

Well, the Take Me Home tour starts tomorrow...
THIS IS NOT OKAY. I STILL REMEMBER THE BOYS AS SMALL BOYS NOT SEXY GODS. I AM AN EMOTIONAL WRECK!

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sarahmarlowXxx
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February 22, 2013 3:57pm UTC

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spence*
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:52am UTC

I Admit that I find it cute when boys:
- Make weird faces.
- Say "aww"
- Ask how was your day.
- Don't care about their appearance.
- Dance ridiculously.
- Get frustrated.
- Laugh.
- Sing to you.
- Bite their lower lip.
- Make that sexy half smirk.
- Have proper grammar.
- Are funny.
- Tease you a little.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 2:32am UTC

when other people are talking to their crush:
their friends: *suggestive eyebrows from afar*
*pushes them into their crush*
when i am talking to my crush:
my friends: OY YOU, SHE WANTS THE D
SHE WANTS THE D SO BAD

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jahan
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 9:52am UTC

witty profiles,
the only place where being weird, antisocial and unpopular is
cool

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