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BravoSierra
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April 26, 2013 11:30am UTC

person: are you shivering?
me: no, i'm on vibrate.

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Rajsonkar
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April 26, 2013 2:49am UTC

Dear sidewalk, please get wider, sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded
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Rajsonkar
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April 26, 2013 5:21am UTC

The feeling you get when you
understand something in
math class
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rajsonkar

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BravoSierra
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April 26, 2013 12:58pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I have a witty life and a normal life.
Does that mean I'm like Hannah Montana?

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Rajsonkar
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April 26, 2013 4:56am UTC

ADMIT IT we have all tried stepping on our shadows before
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inlovewithfinnharries
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 9:31pm UTC

person;do you want to hang out
me;i have to ask my mum(*doesn't ask her*)
me;um she said no

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soccertrack
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Bucket List #31
Make Where's Waldo book. Exclude Waldo.

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soccertrack
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April 24, 2013 7:40pm UTC

Bucket List #32
Buy 67 watermelons. When people stare, tell them you are doing research for a math project.

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CharliesTheName
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April 24, 2013 6:22pm UTC

SCRUBS
Elliot: You rate women in this hospital by their appearance??
JD: Calm down, 12.

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marie1616
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 6:26pm UTC

I poured my heart out to you,
let down my guard swear to god
paperlung
paperlung
I'll blow my brains in your lap
lay here and die in your arms.
paperlung

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 6:37pm UTC

Theres one four letter w ord,
that I'd use to describe
how I feel about you. It starts
with an L.
Lost

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seeyouthen
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 6:38pm UTC

No friends to tell
No friends to make
You say you want to live
But it's starting to sound fake
My cries are silent
Piercing only the night
Praying that you will live through this fight
Please pick up the phone
When I give you the call
I'm here to help you survive through the fall
You don't know what you will lose
If you do this to yourself
So let go of the trigger
And put it back on the shelf

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Alexwise
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 6:54pm UTC

Your unfollow only took me one Adele album to get over.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 4:27am UTC

When I saw your body for the first time,
I realised how war torn you were
how many battles you lost
on your wrists
your thighs
how many wounds occured
covered up by a lie
the lie of a smile
and how many times I told you
I love you because I do
because no matter how many times
you lose the battle
you will always win the war.

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MoonAngel
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 11:14am UTC

"DONT YOU TYPE AT ME WITH
THAT TONE OF VOICE "
Arguments these days....
Format by NeedYouForever

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elisabethelis
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 8:47am UTC

Y ou can't laugh at same joke again and again,
but why do you keep crying over the same thing over
and over again?

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sammy*
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 3:10pm UTC

How do you know when it's over?"
"Maybe when you feel more in love with the memories than with the person standing in front of you."
+++

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 3:52pm UTC

Teacher: But I can't read what you wrote here!?
Me: ...Neither can I
Teacher: You can't read your own handwriting?
Me: I am aware.

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Searchingforpurpose*
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Me opening the fridge:
"Baby you light up my world like nobody
else."

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Teacher: Sit down, now.
Student: I had to sharpen my pencil.
Teacher: At least one thing is sharp.

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