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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Seeing a hot guy:
Friends: Go say hi, get his number?
Best Friends: HEY YOU WITH THE HOT FACE, GET HER PREGNANT

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Today
I tried to prankcall
Domino's, and I asked
'Is this the Krusty Crab?"
And he said
"No this is Patrick!"
Lol. True.. Story..

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Kristen1998
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May 11, 2012 9:15pm UTC

мy вeѕт ғrιendѕ dad jυѕт paѕѕed away ғroм cancer. ι тold нer тo jυѕт ĸeep нer нead нeld нιgн and тнaт we'll alwayѕ вe нere ғor нer. нer мoм ιѕ now a ѕιngle мoм wιтн ғιve lιттle gιrlѕ ѕнe нaѕ тo тaĸe care oғ. ғor every 'ғav' мy dadѕ worĸ ιѕ pυттιng ιn a dollar тowardѕ нer мoм and тнe cancer ғondaтιon.
r.ι.p вιll. yoυ'll вe мιѕѕed. <3

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Katyax96
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:22pm UTC

When i meet Niall Horan
Niall Horan: hi, nice to meet you!
Me: i can't believe i'm actually talking to you, and breathing
the same air! oh my god, i'll never wash these lungs again!! asdfghjkl
Niall Horan: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Niall Horan: so do you want me to sign something?
Me: let's make beautiful babies.
Niall Horan: what?...
Me: what? i asked you to sign my poster.
Niall Horan: but i swear you just said-
Me: poster.

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Keep_Smilin
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 5:40pm UTC

I bet she's beautiful
That girl he talks about

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DuckAddictant
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May 4, 2012 4:50pm UTC

To do list..
1. Get a sword
2. Name it kindness
3. Kill people with kindness
\(^.^)/

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kylaz323
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May 3, 2012 9:05pm UTC

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please ignore this quote...
I'm alone in public and am pretending to text someone so I don't look like a loser.
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macjohnson8
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May 4, 2012 8:45am UTC

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I bet she's beautiful,
That girl he talks about.
Bet she's got everything
That I had to live without.
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macjohnson8
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 8:56am UTC

Guys, My Mom Just Had a Baby!It's a Girl!Her name is Molly Shaye Johnson,And She's the Fourth Child.I Hope She Doesn't Have Breathing Problems,Like I Had.Can Witty Wish the Best for Molly?Can I Get at Least 17 FavsFor the 17 Letters in Her Name?Thanks!

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hhaannaahhm7
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 5:11pm UTC

D e a r i n s e c u r e g i r l s e v e r y w h e r e ,
Youre not ugly, society is.
si n c e r e l y , t h e t r u t h♥
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hhaannaahhm7
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 4:28pm UTC

&&&
who else remembers...
Bill Nye the Science guy?
nmf

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FlipThatEmoHair
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 5:05pm UTC

And Satan said,
"I will put good bands on both sides of the poster."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xxIntroducingMe
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 7:05pm UTC

I bet you’d treat her better, If you knew how much you actually mean to her. ♥

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TheArtsyWolf
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 6:05pm UTC

That moment of PURE HATE when your
friends push you into the guy you like...

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lovelylauren123
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 4:03pm UTC

pretty person: i would rather be called beautiful than hot.
Me: I would rather be called hot than and ugly sack of patatos...

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Blondie_Miss
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Who Harry Styles is allowed to marry:
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thatswutshesaid
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 6:03pm UTC

True story; (worth the read)
Today when I was waiting in line at the store with my Mom, a little girl pointed at me and whispered to her mom, "What are those scars from on her? And why doesn't she have as much hair as I do? What's that thing on her head?"
The mom turned to her and said "Sophie, that girl is probably one of the strongest people you will meet. She has a disease and to cure it she has to take a form of medicine that makes her hair fall out. She's no different than me, or you. She's probably been through much more than she deserves. And.."
The little girl stopped her from talking and ran over to me.
She handed me a chocolate bar and said "I'm sorry you had to go through this."
She took off my bandana and she said "Walk around like that. You're much prettier." Then she smiled and hugged me. I hugged her back with tears in my eyes and thanked her.
Then she walked away.
I can't stop crying. There are still good people in the world.

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mariahhhx3
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Best Friend
Omg, I just found out my grandfather helped build the Titanic!!!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Me well, he didn't do a good job, did he...
24 minutes ago · Like

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