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FlipThatEmoHair

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Member Since: 15 Aug 2009 01:08pm

Last Seen: 6 Feb 2016 05:40pm

Gender: F

user id: 86296

594 Quotes
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307 Followers
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  1. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    I WANT MY EYELASHES TO BE
    AS BLACK AS MY SOUL AND
    AS LONG AS THE LIST OF
    ///////////////////////////// PEOPLE I HATE.

  2. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    "you'll be working in groups."
    - Satan

  3. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    THE HARDEST THING
    about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.

  4. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    my entire life is covered in cat hair.

  5. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    you have no idea
    how many times i've tried to tell you the
    truth through my jokes.

  6. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 8:07am UTC
    2 headphones in: don't talk to me
    1 headphone in: don't talk to me
    No headphones in: don't talk to me

  7. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2013 11:39am UTC
    i burn most of my calories
    by going out of my way to avoid people.

  8. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    Did you hear about the
    kidnapping yesterday?
    He slept for at least five hours.

  9. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    CHECK THIS ONE OUT:
    / / / / / / / / / / / / ( 1 ) \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

  10. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    I'm about to rewrite history.
    \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ HISTORY.

  11. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Q: What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?
    A: Banned from the petting zoo.

  12. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    What do you do when your
    daughter is pregnant and claims
    she hasn't slept with anyone?
    Start a religion.

  13. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    WHENEVER I WORRY
    that I've been wasting my life, I cheer myself up by
    remembering that I have never read a Twilight book.

  14. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    i will not sleep
    ( until i find a cure for my insomnia. )

  15. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    "What doesn't kill you,
    makes you smaller." ////
    - Super Mario

  16. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Just baked a cake.
    And by "baked a cake" I mean I burned the house down.
    - Helen Keller

  17. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Daniel Radcliffe has revealed that he was
    "dependent on alcohol" to make it through
    the final Harry Potter films.
    t hat makes two of us.

  18. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Most people don't realize this,
    but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food
    ///////// without telling everyone around you. /////////

  19. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    When I was a kid,
    my dad told me I shouldn't talk to any creepy men.
    Which was awkward, because it meant I couldn't reply.

  20. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    I'm offended by
    the title, so I'm calling it Call of Duty:
    African American Ops.

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