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michaelchannel
posted a quote
February 3, 2012 5:09pm UTC

Make your own sentence.
Step one, choose the month you were born.
January- I hate
February- I ran naked with
March- I need
April- I shot
May- I fell in love with
June- I kissed
July- I pooped on
August- I slept with
September- I killed
October- I went out with
November- I shaved
December- I left the country with
Step two, choose the day you were born.
1: a monkey
2: a hooker
3: vacuum cleaner
4: your mom
5: Barney the dinosaur
6: your ex
7: Santa Claus
8: a dog
9: your dad
10: a condom
11: a bowl of cereal
12: Channing Tatum
13: Justin Bieber
14: a horse
15: an old man
16: a drug dealer
17: a clown
18: your grandma
19: a bag of maggots
20: Michael Jackson
21: a drunk Mexican
22: a rotten egg
23: a piece of crap
24: Taylor Lautner
25: Lil Wayne
26: a creepy doll
27: George Bush
28: a hobo
29: Shane Dawson
30: old socks
31: no one
Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.
White- because thats who i am.
Black- because im sexy.
Pink- because my friends told me too.
Red- because i was in the mood.
Blue- because i hate my life.
Yellow- because im awesome.
Gray- because i smell bad.
Green- because i love to.
Orange- because im beautiful.
Brown- because its fun
Purple- because thats how i roll..
No shirt- because i have perfect abs.
Other- because im single.
Now fav and comment your sentence!
michaelchannel

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samxoxo2100
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November 25, 2011 2:05pm UTC

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BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
posted a quote
December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC

Did you know?
If you say
"Raise Up Lights"
you just said
"Razor Blades"
in an Austrailian accent
[fav if you just tried]

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Cop: When is your birthday?
Me: April 20th
Cop: What year?
Me: Every year.
Cop: Well played.....
lol fav if you get it:)

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jaackiex
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January 31, 2011 9:38am UTC

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little_miss_sunshine_15
posted a quote
September 1, 2010 2:35pm UTC

Remember When We Were Little
we would say
"Do you like him, or do you
'LIKE-LIKE' him?"

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:52pm UTC

6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
1. I'm tired.
2. I'm cold.
3. I don't get it.
4. I'm hungry.
5. What time is it?
6. I want to go home.

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lovemexo13
posted a quote
April 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC

Hey Guys!
please read this?
-So I emailed the head of
Witty & I told him that we
really should have notifications.
&& he said that if THIS quote gets
5,000 ❤'s...
witty will then have notifications!
please fav this
xoxo

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OMGIMATACO
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June 22, 2011 12:36pm UTC

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qwi
posted a quote
February 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC

how awesome \\
would be playing hide-n-go seek
in your w h o l e s c h o o l .♥♥♥
font not mine.

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thebeautifulunknown
posted a quote
May 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC

Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
(;
→[♥] if you just flashed back to when you were little.

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truegurl09
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC

Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

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CandEProductions
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
♥

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silje_x3
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E. lessons involved
a rainbow colored parachute

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ilovedance143
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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xxBMTH4Everxx
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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