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Hey, the name's Michael.
I am 15 years old.
My friends (who are girls) showed me this site because i was having trouble with
my relationships. I let beautiful girls slip right through my fingers.
So they showed me this site. Literaly threw the computer on my lap and said,
"Here, read these."
I did.
This site opened my eyes to what girls want. They are shy when it comes to boys that they like. The phrases, "I'm fine" and "It's okay" are the most common lies.
And they just want to be held close, listened too, and kissed in the rain.
I'm on this site to learn, and to show my side of the story, a guys perspective.
No hate please, i dont want that. Im not a fake or whatever you dish out on some of these guys.
*cough cough* brandon *cough*

Follow me if you want, and tell me how im doing.

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Im sorry...
I havent posted anything in a while.... things have gotten tough. Divorce sucks. I dont care how tough you are. The two people you love most in your life are leaving. You wish you could save the marrige with the love you have for them, because you can love them twice as much. But you know you cant so you try to get though it. And ive never cryed so much in my whole life as i have in the past few months.
Sorry this depressing post is here but i guess witty has been full of it lately. I wish it wasnt. But again..
im sorry.
michaelchannel

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Dont you?
By: Michael Channel
Don't you hate it when
,
A good book has to end?
And don't you want to cry
,
when your favorite character dies?
You read to the end, become very attached
Then the author lets them go, just like that.
You want to throw the book back at them,
Demanding they make them live again.
But you know you cant.
So you just sit there and rant.
Just like i am right here, full of flames.
Wanting to change the ending of the Hunger Games.
It was sloppy, rushed and kind of pale.
It should of ending with Katniss and Gale.
Oh well, i cant do anything about it so i wont throw a fit,
But i really wish, i could just simply change it.
michaelchannel

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:49pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND MAY THE
ODDS BE
EVER
IN YOUR
FAVOR

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 3:29pm UTC

I gotta dig bick
Fav if you that read wrong.
That awkward when you read that wrong too.
And said moment after awkward.
This is awkward.

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 7:37pm UTC

Roses are red,
I have a phone.
Nobody text me,
Forever Alone

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 7:21pm UTC

The awkward moment when...
the anit-depression medicine commercials gives more side effects than things it treats.

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Today is 'Pi' Day.
(3.14.)12
Fav if you didnt know until now!

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 9:54pm UTC

It's funny how...
fast you get up when you relized you overselpt.
michaelchannel
(Follw me, i Follow back!)

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 7:45pm UTC

IM ON A
SEAFOOD DIET.
I SEE FOOD
AND I EAT IT.
MichaelChannel
Follow me, I follow back

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 7:41pm UTC

....You never know what you have
until you clean your room.

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Who else remembers...
J.E.R.K- Junior Educated Rich Kid
C.O.O.L- Constipated Overrated
Out-of-style Loser
B.R.A.T- Beautiful Rich And Talented?
michaelchannel
(Follw me, i Follow back!)

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I get on Facebook for two reasons in the morning...
1.) Check notifications.
2.)See whos birthday it is, so at
school i can tell them in person.
michaelchannel
(Follow me, i follow back)

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Not finding....
your mom in the supermarket...
no matter how old you are , its always a reason to panic.
michaelchannel

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 10:34pm UTC

If people in horror...
movies listened to me, they would still be alive.
michaelchannel

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 9:12pm UTC

People who...
are using the 'Married' relationship status on Facebook are..
1.)15% actually married couples
2.)85% Teenage girls
michaelchannel

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Wearing a coat...
to a public place and having to hold it the whole time becuase you think people are going to steal it if you set it down.
michaelchannel

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 8:57pm UTC

Playing with the...
back of the remote that hold in the batterys when your watching tv.
michaelchannel

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michaelchannel
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February 24, 2012 4:12pm UTC

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 10:01pm UTC

FACT
68-70% of people can not tap their thumb
knuckle againest their lower teeth with
their eyes closed more than 16 times
without getting dizzy......
Fav if you tired it & are not that 68-70%
michaelchannel

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michaelchannel
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 7:38pm UTC

me: raises hand to pass out papers in class
teacher: looks at you & hands it to someone else
REJECTED
© format by: h0peful
not my format

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