samxoxo2100

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hey i just met you, & my names sam. well heres my witty, so follow me maybe? oh & follow me on tumblr. 0ctopusss.tumblr.com

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samxoxo2100
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September 1, 2012 4:35pm UTC

Well you just haven't found a girl who is ready for that much sausage yet.
Omg I mean awesome sauce
Wtf.
Well that escalated quickly..
But my sausage is pretty awesome if I do say myself.

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samxoxo2100
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September 1, 2012 4:30pm UTC

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samxoxo2100
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July 30, 2012 6:15pm UTC

plot twist- crocs become the number 1 selling shoes.

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July 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Plot twist- the genovians take home the gold.

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samxoxo2100
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July 30, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Plot twist- I get off the computer and go outside

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samxoxo2100
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July 30, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Plot twist- Boys also want to have fun.

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samxoxo2100
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July 24, 2012 11:47pm UTC

Arachibutyrophobia;
the fear of peanut butter getting stuck to the roof of your mouth.

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samxoxo2100
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July 15, 2012 4:06pm UTC

me: how are some people so attractive
me: how does dna do that
me: why doesn’t mine do that
me: how do i make it do that
me: what’s the html code
me: where’s the youtube tutorial

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samxoxo2100
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June 29, 2012 9:20pm UTC

I just want a really cute relationship. I want one where we can go to each others houses everyday & just sit on the couch and watch Disney movies like toy story or Cinderella. I want a relationship like Jared & Savannah. I want him to hug me from behind & hold my hand where ever we go. I want to go out everywhere together. To the mall, the movies, or even just to the park to go on the swings. I want to be able to tell him everything & have him know he can tell me completely anything. I want to play wrestle with him & I want him to let me win. I want someone who's down to Earth & knows everything about me. I want him to not only be a boyfriend, but my bestfriend. I want someone who's funny & will make me smile nonstop. I want someone who will make this smile real for once. I also want someone who will ride on the ferris wheel with me & win me cute stuffed animals I can sleep with. I want to have water balloon fights & lay on a blanket outside & count the stars. I want someone who will play with my hair & suprise me with little gifts once in a while. I want to make other girls jealous by having such a cute relationship. I want cute goodmorning & goodnight texts & to have people ask "wow you're still together?". I just want someone..

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samxoxo2100
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June 23, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Mom: I need to talk to you.
Me: *thinks of everything I've ever done wrong.*
Me: *faints*

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samxoxo2100
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June 23, 2012 9:59pm UTC

*When food falls on the floor*
Little germs: Let's get it!
King germ: No! We must wait 5 seconds.

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samxoxo2100
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June 23, 2012 9:53pm UTC

"Wow, that's a nice looking pair of crocs!"
-No one, ever.
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June 23, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Relationships these days: One male, one female, one ex trying to mess it up, & one friend secretly hoping it ends.
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June 23, 2012 9:47pm UTC

HGiving gum to a friend in school is like a drug deal. You didn't hear anything, see anything, and you didn't get it from me.
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samxoxo2100
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June 23, 2012 9:44pm UTC

That awkward moment when you have a better chance at finding Waldo than a boyfriend.
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samxoxo2100
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June 23, 2012 9:42pm UTC

Lol so true #6
Taking a well deserved break after writing the title to your assignment.
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samxoxo2100
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June 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Lol so true #5
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
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samxoxo2100
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June 23, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Lol so true #4
Saying to a friend "there's your boyfriend." when a guy walks past only because he's obviously discusting.
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samxoxo2100
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June 23, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Lol so true #3
That awkward moment when you finish a T.V. series & you don't know what to do with your life anymore.
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samxoxo2100
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June 23, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Lol so true #1
Having those weird conversations with a friend & thinking if anyone heard you, you'd be put into a mental hospital.
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