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MissAnna
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 2:34pm UTC

if you're not «
WORTH HIS TIME AT 2 IN THE AFTERNOON, HE'S NOT WORTH YOURS AT
two in the morning.

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Litoudaki
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December 29, 2012 4:50pm UTC

girl: sir can I go to the toilet?
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but I'm having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go

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...*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Darling, you know I love you so
And I can't believe you let me go.
We survived through sadness,
sometimes pride;
But why can't you see
I've been dying inside?
You said you loved me,
And off you went.
Leaving me here,
In sorrow and resentment.
I will never forget those last few words,
I love you,
but I just have to go.
(c) MadisonHabibi. Please don't copy. I worked so hard :[

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:56pm UTC

STOP.
BREATHE.
CRY IF YOU MUST.

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: What are you wearing?
You: Clothes.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Do it seixy
You: *Whispers in a seixy voice* Clothes.

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brigid
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 3:09pm UTC

Katniss rolls around in the dirt killing animals, doesn't shower everyday, and still has two men throwing themselves at her.
I quit.

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 3:29pm UTC

police: FREEEZE!
criminal: EVERYBODY
CLAP YO HANDS!

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xbluexeyesx
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 4:15pm UTC

sometimes i get frustrated because you can't put numbers in caps
14
am i screaming?
you'll never know

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yuzermali
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Girl: I hate it when guys call me 'sexy'.
Me: I hate it when guys call me 'it'

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 11:49pm UTC

20 years from now
Daughter: I have a blog.
Me: Omg, I had a blog too when I was younger.
Daughter: What was it about?!
Husband: It was about me.

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Coast2Coast
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 1:45pm UTC

When my brother is singing in the shower
Me: *hears him singing*
Me: Will you quit singing?
Brother: What
Me: QUIT SINGING IT'S LAME
Brother: WOMAN
Brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
Brother: MY BALLS
Brother: AND MY SOUL
nmq

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 4:23pm UTC

You like Rock bands? Oh wait you have never heard of Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Aerosmith, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Metallica, U2, The Eagles, Jimi Hendrix, Queen, Van Halen, Guns 'N Roses, The Greatful Dead, Pearl Jam, Bon Jovi, Soundgarden, AC/DC. But okay you most really appreciate rock music.
Credit: Jahyvie

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Fri(end)
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
Hus(band)
Coincidence? I think not

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 11:13am UTC

Kidz Bop: Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy dancing in the sun
Me: Lets go to my basement, basement, basement, you can meet my gun
mq/justkidding

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elizabethhh
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 1:57pm UTC

Who's ready for the
I remember 2012 like it was yesterday
I haven't eaten since last year
I haven't slept since last year
I haven't had my period since last year
I haven't used the bathroom since last year
I haven't showered since last year
I haven't gone outside since last year
Posts

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:39pm UTC

Saying "my friend is a lot
easier than saying "these people
from witty profiles" so you all
ARE MY FRIENDS WHETHER YOU
Like it or not.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISI

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 1:23pm UTC

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Brother: I don't know
Me: To get to the gay guys house
Brother: What?
Me: Nevermind
Me: Knock Knock
Brother: Whos there?
Me: The chicken!
My Mom: *starts laughing*
True story

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 11:36am UTC

Some girl Didn't get anything I wanted for Christmas. Mom and dad: your the worst.
30 minutes ago · 5 comments · 3 liked this.
Me You're*
28 minutes ago · 4 people like this
Her No one likes you. Your a nerd.
27 minutes ago · 1 person likes this
Me You're*
26 minutes ago · 5 people like this
Her Omg. Get YOU'RE ugly self off of my status!
24 minutes ago · 2 people like this
Me Your*
23 minutes ago · 12 people like this
OhHoePlease
format by: BravoSierra (:

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Skimrande
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:17pm UTC

My mom: Becky (my sister), are you in a bad mood?
Me: No, that's just her personality, remember?
My sister: Like your personality is so much better.
Me: My personality is amazing.
My sister: Yeah, I guess it has to be since you're so ugly.
My mom: How would you like it if someone called you ugly?
My sister: I'd be like, "Wow, you think I'm ugly? You should see my sister!"
Well, played, sis. Well played.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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