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  1. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    people who shower in less than 5 minutes?
    ..?
    ???
    HOW???????????????

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    At 5 years old you're a prodigy
    At 15 years old you're a genius
    At 20 you're just another person on the street

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 2:13am UTC
    i find it really strange how one minute, everyone on this website is like, "yeah! feminism! these are our bodies and we can do what we want with them!" and the next minute, the top quote of the day is about someone publicly mocking a girl on facebook for wearing a (small) bikini, and all the comments say that it's hilarious.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    If you write on your profile, "I suffer from depression/social anxiety/bipolar
    disorder/some other mental disorder." I am hardcore judging you and assuming you're just looking for attention.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 5:15am UTC
    when you get a cute text from a cute
    person and your heart does the thing

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    steve is following me
    i don't know what to do with my limbs

  7. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 12:36am UTC
    I remember when I was littler I would tell myself that I was going to be great.

  8. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    When kids are walkin' round the hallway, plagued by pain in their heart.
    A world so hateful. Some would rather die than be who they are - Macklemore

  9. onesexymofo_xx onesexymofo_xx
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 12:06am UTC
    Nowhushlittlebaby,
    Don't you cry, everything's gonna be alright. Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya, Daddy's here to hold ya through the night....

  10. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    My weight is like my jealousy
    It just gets bigger

  11. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    today i remembered that old note you wrote me.
    i've never read it.
    i went searching for it.
    an hour later i found.
    i carefully ripped open the tape and i read what you wrote.
    i love you. exactly 101 times.
    the extra one was for good luck.
    you said that good luck was for the years to come.
    damn, i should of read that note four years ago.
    (g.s.s)

  12. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2336
    "You're cute, but I
    have a boyfriend."
    tumblr

  13. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    me: *Looks on youtube* (as usual)
    me: Click* on Miley Cyrus- We can't Stop
    me: *Plays the video*
    me: Eyes widen..
    me: Yep shes changed, a lot.
    me: What happened her? o-o

  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2342
    Chipping off all your
    nail polish so you don't have
    to use nail polish remover.
    tumblr

  15. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Who remembers
    Home is where the heart is?

  16. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    Great students like us are like rockets..
    It's not that we always aim at
    the sky..
    But we never start our work
    until our tail is on fire

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    i have bullsh.tted my way through
    almost two decades of my life

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    if you live to be a hundred, you should
    make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people... like you ate a pine cone every single day

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:21am UTC
    there is no greater challenge in life
    than trying to convince a girl as to why she's wrong

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Me in 5th grade: I won't ever do drugs or smoke.
    Me now: Yeah, I probably won't do meth.

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