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  1. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 8:59am UTC
    Don't you worry your pretty little mind-x-x-x-People through rocks at things that shine

  5. OnceUponAStory OnceUponAStory
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    The Letter. The Change.
    THE LIE.
    Chapter 4: End of April
    *Katia's POV*
    The car ride back was quiet. Liam was driving my car, Louis, Niall, and I in the back seat, me in between the two. Harry and Zayn were driving their rental car with Milo and soon we were back at my house. My mom told them they could stay there but they decided to stay at a hotel. I thought Louis was going to be staying, but I really wasn't sure. We got out of the cars and out into the sunny morning. Off in the distance I could see clouds and I knew it was going to rain. I took Milo as we walked into the house.
    Milo was big now, almost a year. Louis had told me a couple days ago that he was starting to walk by himself and at the time I couldn't believe it, but now I did. He wouldn't stop squirming and kept mumbling things to himself. He had a British/Irish/American accent and it was the cutest thing ever. One of the guys opened the front door and I walked in first.
    I could hear my mom in the kitchen and the tv was on showing reruns of the Mentalist. I continued to walk into the living area and then put Milo down. The rest of the boys followed after me, and Harry sat down on the floor next to him.
    Liam talked to my mom while I sat on the couch with Louis. Harry and Zayn were on the floor with Milo and Niall was sitting on the chair. My mom and Liam were whispering so I couldn't hear what she was saying. After a couple minutes Milo started fussing and my mom came over and joined us.
    "Whats wrong?" She asked picking him up. I noticed Niall was watching cautiously from his seat as my mom lifted him onto her hip. I started to really study Niall since he got here.
    He looked drained, he had no color to his face, making the circles under his eyes only that much more noticeable. His hair was a mess and didn't look like he had combed it besides running his hand through it over and over. His eyes had no life to them, they were dull and full of pain. I wondered if that was how I looked, so... alone.
    We all just sat around watching reruns of the Mentalists for a couple hours without any talking. But after a while Liam said they should go check in at the hotel. Zayn and Harry stood up and stretched from sitting on the floor the entire time. Niall picked up Milo and held him close as Louis tightened his grip around my waist.
    "I think I'm going to stay here if that's okay with you Mrs. Thompson," he half asked.
    "Oh that is fine Lou, you are always welcome," she called from the behind the kitchen counter. Louis got up to go get his bags from the car.
    I didn't move from my spot on the couch, I don't know if I would be able to even if I wanted to. After a few minutes Louis came back in and took the bags downstairs to the spare bedroom. He must of just dropped them off and came back up because just a few seconds later he was back on the couch next to me. I leaned back as he wrapped his arms around me just as a new episode started.
    I glanced at the clock, it was 2. I don't know if that was good or bad. I mean it was already two. Time seemed to go by faster with Louis which was good because that meant it seemed like there was less time to think about... things. But then again it was already 2, and that meant it was almost time to go to bed and then go to school. I don't know if I wanted to go to school or not. I mean I wanted the distraction, I didn't want time to think, I didn't want to be alone. But I knew I would get tons of sympathy and stares and I didn't want that either.
    I closed my eyes trying to get rid of the thoughts. Louis leaned down and kissed my forehead. "You okay love?" he whispered gently into my ear.
    I shook my head as a few tears started to fall. I turned around to face him and buried my face in his chest. My chest rose and fell fast as I struggled for breath. Louis's hand rubbed small circles on my back as I continued to sob into his chest. My tears were soaking his shirt but he didn't say anything about it. After a couple more minutes I was able to compose myself.

  6. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    My mom just informed me that my first word
    was "quote" so now I have to make sure that
    the last word I say before I die is "unquote".

  7. nishaat_ nishaat_
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    *descends into hell*
    *sees satan*
    wow it's hot as HELL *winks* down here, amirite?
    *gets returned to earth*

  8. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 11:23am UTC
    Me : Dear Crush I am gonna make you mine
    *Right click*
    *Save Image as*

  9. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    I don't simply run the mile, I am a unicorn, therefore I must 'prance' the mile.

  10. * Sabaism * * Sabaism * happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 1:18am UTC
    Girl: Ew. Hipster.
    Me: Ugh. You're so conventional.
    Girl: What?
    Me: Ask Dora to teach you some new vocab next time she goes to your bridge.
    Girl: Did you just... But... Uhm... Okay... (Walks away)

  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    Me: *goes through a year of school*
    Me: Wow that was so fast!
    Me: *watches a 30 second youtube ad*
    Me: THIS IS NEVERENDING


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. pavanstorm pavanstorm
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:33am UTC
    The Secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.

  14. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 10:27am UTC
    *Gets Sent To Hell*
    Me: Huh? Where am I?
    Satan: You're in Hell.
    Me: What? But I was just alive...
    Satan: And now you're dead.
    Me: *sighs* I guess I'm gonna be punished for my sins now, huh?
    Satan: Not exactly, I just need you to poke at these suffering souls in a pit with a pitchfork.
    Me: Really? So this is like a job offer or something?
    Satan: Somewhat *hands me a giant pitchfork* Try it out.
    Me: Okay *pokes into the pit* Hey, this is kinda fun. *pokes more*
    Satan: You're getting the hang of it.
    Me: Yepp. Say, can I have two pitchforks instead of just one?
    Satan:
    Me:
    Me: *gets named employee of the month*
    mq

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    how do people do their homework immediately after they get home?
    i need at least 3 hours before i can even think about touching my backpack

  17. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 8:31pm UTC
     
    so my heart starts beating fast and my mind basically explodes whenever i see my crush and my thoughts always range from "ew stay away from me you dumb díck i fúcking hate you" or "please just fall on top of me and kiss me passionately" and these contradicting positive and negative thoughts usually occur just 5 seconds apart from each other

  18. * Sabaism * * Sabaism * happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    Confession #37
    9th Grade Biology.
    The chairs weren't very high
    And to top it all off
    I just hit my growth spirt the previous summer
    My teacher was pretty old
    But he still had a bo'ner
    And was like standing right in front of me
    He was tall
    So I had a pretty clear veiw of it
    That night I cut out magizene clippings
    And pasted them onto a peice of paper
    In hopes to like embarrass him or something
    Because being ho'rny during school isn't cool
    Anyway
    It said 'I'm guessing about 9 inches?'
    Put it into an envelope
    Had my sister write his name and the school's address on it
    And she mailed
    So he wouldn't figure out it was me.
    Well the next day I'm sitting in class
    All bored and stuff
    And as I'm walking out the door
    He whispers into my ear
    'You're good with guessing size. I'm glad you noticed.'
    I stayed after class to ask him how he knew it was me
    And he said he didn't,
    He just guessed and figured I'd either throw myself at him or walk away confused.
    I changed schools a week later
    Not because I was weirded out
    But because every time I looked at him
    I oddly imagined him
    Nakid and having se'x with a rubber duck
    And that made learning about Biology
    Really really hard.

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shït about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

  20. *_* *_*
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    67
    Ho
    Do you have 67 protons? Cause you're a
    format by OhHoePleaseformat

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