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*Gets Sent To Hell*

Me: Huh? Where am I?
Satan: You're in Hell.
Me: What? But I was just alive...
Satan: And now you're dead.
Me: *sighs* I guess I'm gonna be punished for my sins now, huh?
Satan: Not exactly, I just need you to poke at these suffering souls in a pit with a pitchfork.
Me: Really? So this is like a job offer or something?
Satan: Somewhat *hands me a giant pitchfork* Try it out.
Me: Okay *pokes into the pit* Hey, this is kinda fun. *pokes more*
Satan: You're getting the hang of it.
Me: Yepp. Say, can I have two pitchforks instead of just one?
Satan:
Me:
Me: *gets named employee of the month*
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