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  1. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Will you still love me when I'm no longer
    young and beautiful?
    Will you still love me when I've got nothing
    but my aching soul?
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  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    IF YOU'RE GONNA BE TWO FACED
    AT LEAST MAKE ONE OF THEM PRETTY

  3. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    If you ever leave my door open and I have to get up and close it myself
    just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    microwave logic: let me give you a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    excuse me play with my hair instead
    of my emotions thank you

  6. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    All guys should learn from Mario Bros
    No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.

  7. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Um who originally decided that
    farts are funny and embarassing? Whoever made this natural release of carbon dioxide funny, when I die I swear I will do whatever it takes to make your after-life miserable.
    Sincerely,
    A teenage girl that always
    needs to fart in school badly,
    but can't because she knows
    she will get laughed at.

  8. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else.
    Hit.ler had millions, Jesus had 12.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    What the teacher say s: You may now begin the test
    What i hear : May your odds be forever in your favor

  10. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 6:51am UTC
    I remember the drive home,
    when the blind hope turned
    to crying and screaming "Why?"
    Flowers pile up in the worst way.
    NO-ONE KNOWS WHAT TO SAY
    about a beautiful boy who died.
    Please don't remove this!

  11. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    him: Who's making you upset? I'll kill him
    me: Commiting suicide is terrible.

  12. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    Am I the only person
    Who reads the shampoo bottles when they're in the bathroom?

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    And what happens
    When everyone starts to look at me the way I look at myself?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    Person I hate: Hi!
    Me: OMG GO AWAY I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID LITTLE PHRASES. Like, "Hi"?? Oh my GOD, do you ever STOP?? SO annoying omFG.

  17. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    Drop everything
    now, meet me in the
    pouring→rain.

  18. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    Who wants to move to New York with me?
    we can buy a tiny overly expensive apartment
    explore the city daily
    become regulars at a coffee shop
    have sleepovers in the living room
    marathon our favorite movies/TV shows
    sit together while we're on Witty
    order takeout when we are too lazy
    play board games
    and idk maybe get a dog or something

  19. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:24am UTC
    They went to work,
    hijacked planes killed them.
    They went to a movie premiere,
    they got shot.
    They went to school,
    they got shot.
    They went to a marathon,
    they got bombed.
    They were walking home,
    they got kidnapped for 10 years.
    I don't feel safe in this country anymore.

  20. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Live fast, die young, be wild, & have fun. ♡

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