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yourcool
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May 5, 2013 1:11am UTC

sister: it smells like weed in here.
sisters boyfriend: seriously i thought i was the only one who could smell it. do you smell it amanda?
me: i don't actually know what weed smells like but sure
sisters boyfriend: how can you not know what it smells like? i know you don't smoke but all of your friends do.
me: all of my friends respect that i don't smoke and they respect that i don't like having people smoking around me. so they don't. they go elsewhere.
sisters boyfriend: wow, i'm actually proud of that. good for you.

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yourcool
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May 5, 2013 1:20am UTC

it's gonna be weird.
going off to college in the fall.
it seems like it's so far away from now.
but in reality it's two and a half months away.
i'm so unsed to going to school and then coming home to my mother.
but when i go off to school, i'll be waking up in my dorm room with a roomate.
i'm scared i will hate it and i will be totally lost and make no friends.
i've always been so shy.
on the plus side of going close (closer than where i wanted to go)
is that i will be going to school with some classmates that i had.
because i know that some of them will get homesick and not be able to go home.
and i know that at first i will get homesick and want to be with people from home.
and they will be there and i will see them and i will remember home.
since the school i will be attending will be 2 hours away i won't be able to get home.
i'm also going to be going to school with my 19 year old coach, which is also strange.
but it's cool because i will be able to ask her about the campus and meet some of her friends since i am also friends with her.
it's just weird to think that i'm finally leaving.
people always say that i will miss home. and i know i will.
i already miss it here and i haven't even left yet.
i just always figured this feeling would be different.
relief. happy. or even joyful.
and believe me, it is all those things.
but i'm scared and nervous all combined.
i know i'll be fine when i get there.
but it's the getting there is the hard thing.

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finding_nemo
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April 29, 2013 8:19pm UTC

*My brother telling my mom a story*
brother: So I walk in
me: Like what up I got a big c/ck?
me: Were you so pumped you bought some sh/t from a thrift shop?
brother:
brother: You're the second person to do that to me today.

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spence*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 1:47pm UTC

What if the
person you're
meant to be with kills themselves?
and you're just left there..
searching for that one person when
they're already gone.

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Cammie
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April 25, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Me a nerd?
Haha no, I'm just making sure I don't end up working at McDonalds with you in the future.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 10:07pm UTC

all i do
at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
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April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Maybe this is what
the Mayans predicted.
Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
but the end of what we are.
We no longer cherish life,
or the other people,
or even the earth or the animals
or the resources put on it.
War.
Genocide.
Abuse.
Senseless mass murder.
Animal cruelty.
Gluttony.
Greed.
And waste.
Look around you,
the end of the world is already here...

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ThatsSoMeee
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April 22, 2013 2:41pm UTC

We look
at ourselves
and pick out any feature,
physical or mental,
and criticize it.
Others look at us and pick out that very same feature,
and may think it’s the most beautiful thing
they’ve ever laid their eyes on.
It’s truly crazy how that is...

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365days*
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April 27, 2013 12:35pm UTC

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MUSIC NERDS LIKE US
*My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*
Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
Sister: Take notes then.
Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
Sister:
Me: Score!
Sister: Give it a rest.
Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
Sister: I could go on for forte days.
Me: That would B major.
Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
Sister: You have some major problems.
Me: I don't like your tone.
Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
Me: This is alto much for me.
Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.
Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 26, 2013 11:11pm UTC

One time in English class we were talking about Romeo & Juliet and I
yelled out, "SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die!" and I sh//t you not, at least 1/3 of the class got really mad at me because they didn't know that's how it ended.

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Yourbeautiful*
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April 27, 2013 4:56am UTC

Change the voices in your head,
make them like you instead.

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bye*
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April 22, 2013 4:57pm UTC

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

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yourcool
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April 21, 2013 4:15pm UTC

why don't you text and drive?
mr. good guy: i don't text and drive because it makes me a danger to myself and others.
mrs. good guy: i don't text and drive because it's the right thing to do/
me: i don't text and drive because i don't have any friends.

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BlackButterflies
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April 20, 2013 8:20pm UTC

before you blame society for all your problems, remember that you are a part of society. if you feel like you need to have, for example, blonde hair, because everyone else does, and you dye your hair blonde, then you are contributing to it. people are going to look at you and think they need to have blonde hair, because you and everyone else does, so they will dye their hair, and then someone will look at them and think that they need to have blonde hair, and it goes on and on and on and on. people hate "society", but they forget that in doing so, they are creating it.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 4:27am UTC

When I saw your body for the first time,
I realised how war torn you were
how many battles you lost
on your wrists
your thighs
how many wounds occured
covered up by a lie
the lie of a smile
and how many times I told you
I love you because I do
because no matter how many times
you lose the battle
you will always win the war.

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yourcool
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April 1, 2013 6:49pm UTC

One dad dead.
Four and a half years of depression.
Three suicide attempts.
Muliple times trying to break bones.
One sick/half alive mother.
One mother with no job.
Two dead dogs.
One grandfather with cancer.
The other with heart surgery.
Two cousins dead.
One family molestation on another cousin.
Two cousins in jail.
Dead broke.
Barley a house.
Barely food on the table.
One heartless b/tch of a "best friend."
Four years of high school.
One honor roll.
One high honor roll.
One boyfriend.
Ten years later.
I'm still breathing.
I am here.
I will be okay.
I will survive. I'm alive.
That's all I could ever be thankful for.

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April 1, 2013 6:54pm UTC

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