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itsamadworld
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November 6, 2012 7:03pm UTC

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isitonlyme
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November 6, 2012 5:59pm UTC

They should have made specialty ice cream flavours for the election like Mint Romney and Obamanana Split

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Maddyhj
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November 6, 2012 6:58pm UTC

I mean, yes, I could've done my homework, but I also could've commited murder.
So there's that.

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PurplePinkDreams
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November 6, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Nerd pick up line: You turn my software into hardware.
nmq

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br3nd0n
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November 6, 2012 6:41pm UTC

I recited
the whole movie of "Mean Girls" to my older sister, and she laughed, gave me a hug and said that I'm the best brother ever.
I'm so confused, it that good or bad

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sarebobo101*
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November 6, 2012 5:25pm UTC

I think this is the saddest story I have ever heard:
"3 Days ago, my best friend died
2 DAYS AGO I FOUND OUT SHE WAS AN ORGAN DONOR
1 DAY AGO I HEARD A NINE YEAR OLD BOY NOW HAD HER HEART
TODAY I MET THAT NINE YEAR OLD BOY...
He said that since he had my best friends heart, he would be my best friend now...."

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brilovesrondo9
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October 17, 2012 7:56pm UTC

* A 4.0 earthquake hit last night where I live.
Me: Grandpa! Did you feel that earthquake!?
My Grandpa: Earthquake!? What? I thought you were running down the hall....
Me: Is that some type of fat joke!?
My Grandpa: ..................

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akp1015
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October 19, 2012 7:05pm UTC

me: i made dinner for two
me: looks like i don't have to cook tomorrow
me: lol, forever alone
food:
me:
food:
me:
food:
me: who am i kidding i'll eat it all tonight

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pez_candy44
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October 15, 2012 7:02pm UTC

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MeeAndYoou
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October 18, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Real-life friends: Are you ok?
Me: I'm fine
Real-life friends: Okay, that's good.
Internet friends: Are you ok?
Me: I'm fine
Internet friends: No you're not. Go on, tell me everything.

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 14, 2012 4:26pm UTC

I want you to promise me something
If you love someone, you tell them.
Even if you’re scared that it’s not the right thing.
Even if you’re scared that it will cause problems.
Even if you’re scared that it will burn your life
to the ground,
you say it and you say it loud.
And then you go from there…
— Mark Sloan (Grey’s Anatomy)

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SkinnyLove_
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October 14, 2012 7:34pm UTC

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sammy*
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October 14, 2012 5:17pm UTC

what if lighting isn't lightning,
and it's aliens taking pictures of us?
mind=blown

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envious*
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October 14, 2012 8:21pm UTC

1
I can't even...OMG! You guys are amazing! I am so...moved!
*clicks on it*
Oh...It's just me...
I...gotta...stop...faving...my...own...quotes.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 8:16pm UTC

when someone yells "shotgun,"
i yell "rosa parks" and sit in the seat and refuse to move.

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yourcool
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October 15, 2012 8:06pm UTC

emma watson had to quit college
because everytime she answered a question someone said: "5 points to Gryffindor."

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 5:40pm UTC

*In English*
My crush: ~Cracks his nuckles~
Teacher: DON'T DO THAT! WHEN YOU'RE OLDER YOU'LL HAVE HUGE KNUCKLES AND NO ONE WILL WANT TO DATE YOU!
Me: I would
Teacher: What
Crush: What
Obama: What
Queen: What
E.T: What
Everyone: What

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forever_mine_123
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Seriously.
How can people hate gays when Ellen Degenres exists?

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Love_Aholic
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC

That kid in class who
who whispers you the answer when you get called on and you dont know it.
.. thank you.

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kewlss35
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 11:52pm UTC

Nothing lasts forever so
Live it up, Laugh it off,
avoid the drama, take chances,
and never have regrets
because at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted.

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