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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    Me watching Up at school:
    Me: Aww there's that cute little girl that becomes his wife
    Me: Aw now she's a teenager
    Me: Now they're married, that was fast
    Me: Woah now they're really old. They're so cute together though
    Me: Aw that was cute how he bought her a plane ticket to Paradise Falls
    Me: Omg there's the part where she falls... and dies... at the hospital..
    Me: Don't cry don't cry i'm not crying don't cry
    Me: I've already seen this movie 1,000 times DON'T CRY NOT HERE
    Me: WHY AM I CRYING

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    Do you think he remembers
    the moments too?
    Do you think he looks at a calendar
    and just pauses for a second,
    remembering the significant events that happened
    this day years in the past?
    Does a boy’s heart ache when he thinks of
    what used to be,
    or does it not even cross his mind?

  3. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    Tonight will be the night that i will fall for you
    over again dont make me change my my mind.or i wont live
    ( to see another day ) i swear its true , beacause a boy like you
    is impossible to find. your imposible to find.

  4. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    Girls: I wonder what he thinks when he hears my name.. ahh...
    Me: I know for a fact when someone says my name he doesn't think a thing because I mean nothing to him. He probably doesn't even think about me when he's talking directly to me.

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    *boy looks in my direction*
    *He Could Be The One by, Hannah Montana starts playing*

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I just realized why Mario and Luigi are red and green. The Italian flag.
    The Italian flag is red and green. Mario and Luigi are from Italy. How did I never notice this?

  7. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 10:51am UTC
    we talked about our future
    like we had a clue, i never knew
    that one day i'd lose you.

  8. chocolate_lover chocolate_lover
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    "And will we ever..end up together?
    No, I think not, it's never to become
    For I am not the one."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    in 100 years will it really matter
    that i didn't or did do my homework

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    i had an exam today and to brighten the mood,
    i decided to play a game on everyone else. every ten minutes, i would ask for more paper even though i didn't actually need it. the fear in the eyes of my fellow classmates as they thought i was on my 10th page of my essay whilst they were on their first was priceless

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    The way someone can get me
    so nervous scares me,
    but the funny thing is you know nothing
    that’s going on inside my head.
    It’s like I know everything I want to say to you
    but all the words get tangled up and come out wrong.
    Have you ever realized that you could say the simplest of things
    and it would make my day go from being original
    to amazing in just a few words?
    But the worst thing is that all these little things I feel inside
    could never be said to you,
    because on top of it all,
    you are my biggest fear.
    I’m scared that if I tell you everything
    things will change,
    and will never be the same.
    So keeping it bottled up
    is the only way of not getting hurt.

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    What is more deadly, a gun or a thought?
    A gun gives you the opportunity, but a thought pulls the trigger.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    how f-ked up would be if the last sentence
    of the last Harry Potter book was "And then Harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    if i ever become famous i'm going to
    create this fake account for every popular network out there and be a part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we'll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it's me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    i need
    a gang to follow
    me around
    all day and clap
    when i make
    jokes
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  17. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    I get butterflies
    when i hear his name.
    But i get knives
    when I hear hers.

  18. heyitsxabby heyitsxabby
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    Just spend one day with me,
    no kissing, no making out, just talking.
    talking about everything between us, and what happened.
    if you can spend one day, and honestly not feel one thing,
    I'll let you go.♥

  19. cantkeepitinanymore cantkeepitinanymore
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 12:45pm UTC
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  20. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    "I have to urinate"
    I told you to go before we left!
    "Sorry. my bladder didn't pick up the roadtrip memo."

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