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AThousandYears

  1. horantheworld horantheworld
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    why do I always keep trusting the wrong people?

  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    You're ten and you have and ipad, laptop, and iphone?
    When I was ten I had an imagination.

  3. kay_baller3 kay_baller3
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    That moment when
    you're in the movies & someone sneezes & you burst out laughing.

  4. shortyac1357 shortyac1357
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    If someone texts 'K',
    just reply with
    'L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z'
    Follow me, I follow back. :)

  5. neonraver7 neonraver7
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    RIP
    Caitlin Jacobs
    1998-2012
    Didn't forward text message to 10 people.

  6. sticksandstones001 sticksandstones001
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Writing a paragraph or everything you
    wanted to say..and then erasing all of it and end up not saying anything at all..
    Format: twilightgirl995

  7. StayStrongLiveLong StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    and I was just the awkward potato, sharing the same plate with the sexy carrot, never to know eachother as anything more than ground vegetables. He would never understand my roots. It was rather radish to think of it as anything more. Forever alone, forever potato

  8. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:26pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. isitonlyme isitonlyme happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Is it just me?
    Is it just me or do you check your phone for the time, but then do something else on it, put it away, then realizing you didn't look at the time..
    Fav and ill keep the series goin(:

  11. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    Shoutout to Google.
    If you type in "suicide" in the search bar it gives you the hotline
    Round of applause

  12. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 1:00pm UTC
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  13. MeeAndYoou MeeAndYoou
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:33am UTC
    Zoey 101; My favorite part.
    Chase: You're right.
    Michael: We know you miss Zoey man.
    Chase: I don't just miss her... I'm in love with her. I've been in love with Zoey ever since I met her.When she got out of her dad's car, and I saw her standing there, and I rode my bike into that stupid flagpole. I was in love with Zoey before I hit the ground, and I don't think that feelings ever gonna go away.
    Can you believe it's been 4 years?
    MeeAndYoouFormats;
    Wonderstruck_Layouts
    www.wonderstruck.jimdo.com

  14. supergleek98 supergleek98
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    Me on Facebook
    me: mmmkay Facebook
    me: *64 Notifications* OH MY GOD I AM SO POPULAR
    me: lol wait, they're all game requests
    me: Put some clothes on.
    me: *Like the picture, not the link!*
    me: I CLICKED THE LINK, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW B*TCH
    me: Well he's hot.
    me: By liking that picture, I saved that child from cancer.
    me: *like for Jesus Christ, ignore for Justin Bieber*
    me: *funeral, hmu!"
    me: UHM SHOULDN'T YOU BE CRYING OR SOMETHING
    me: this isn't twitter, stop hashtagging.
    me: *like for heaven, ignore for hell*
    me: *scroll*
    me: *scroll*
    me: *scroll*
    me: lol k, I'm going to hell now.

  15. oakey101 oakey101
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:28am UTC
    WHO CARES.
    Who cares if you like One Direction or not?
    Who cares if you like the Hunger Games or not?
    Who cares if your a girl or guy?
    If you're straight, bi, or gay?
    If you do drugs?
    If you drink or not?
    I don't and neither should you.
    Witty Profiles has turned into sides.
    We are suppose to be one side not a million.

  16. Zombiee Zombiee
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    When your leg
    get's itchy & your wearing skinny jeans
    nmq
    Format by Zombiee

  17. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    what Mean Girls taught me:
    on wednesdays, we wear pink.

  18. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    I play a song, no one likes it.
    Two months later, they love it -_-

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:02am UTC
    all around her, people stare
    as she slowly f a l l s a p a r t
    picking up the pieces
    of her clumsy little heart.

  20. Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:59am UTC
    If sleep is so inportant,
    then why does school have to be so early?

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