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subtlysam
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August 2, 2012 12:16pm UTC

Me at Target
Old Lady: Oh please young sir, will you grab me that juice?
Me: Oh yeah sure! Oh I see you are getting Naked.
Old Lady: Yes it's my favorite.
Me: I like to get naked in Target too.
Old Lady: It's the best.
Me: Maybe we can get naked together some time!
Old Lady: -slowly backs away-
Me: I gotta make this a quote.nmf

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imayellowkangaroo
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August 2, 2012 12:05pm UTC

Me meeting Harry one day
me: *hands him a piece of paper*
Harry: Let me guess, this is your Twitter and phone number
me: Haha, no what kind of fan do you think I am?
Harry: Then what is it?
me: My address
Harry:
Me:
Harry:
Me: The front door will be unlocked.
Harry:
me: I will be waiting Harold

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alpharedw13
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August 2, 2012 4:13pm UTC

*My thoughts during summer vacation*
May: Whoo! School's out, I don't have to wake up early anymore and I won't be on a tight schedule!
June: Well... I'm bored. WHERE ARE THE CHIPS?!
July: When does school start again? My friends never talk to me :( *munches on cookies*
August:: NOOO school can't start next week! Where did the summer go?

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ThatsJustLifee
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August 2, 2012 1:54pm UTC

Feeling like a bug is on you
And having a mini heart attack just to find out it was a stupid piece of fabric or strand of hair.

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Pluto*
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August 2, 2012 2:54pm UTC

When It Rain During Weekends: Oh it's raining? That's nice.
When It Rains During School: Look! It's raining! Wow rain... It's so pretty! I Can't believe it's raining! Everybody, look outside! It's Raining!

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jimmy365
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August 2, 2012 6:23pm UTC

i love running through
hotel hallways.
nmq

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ilovechu5
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August 2, 2012 3:23pm UTC

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伤*
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August 2, 2012 12:35pm UTC

I’m wide awake &i can see
The perfect sky is torn
(OneDirection)

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never_forget
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August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

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伤*
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:04pm UTC

I MISS YOU
I MISS YOUR SMILE
& I STILL SHRED A TEAR
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
(OneDirection)

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 4:14pm UTC

*Home alone* *Mom texts me*
Mom: Make sure I licked the front door
Me: ...
Mom: licked*
Me: um..
Mom: Licked*
Mom: Licked*
Mom: WHAT THE HECK! I MENT LICKED!
Me: lol
Mom: SCREW THIS
Me: locked*
Mom: Yes. -.-

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Buki
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August 2, 2012 1:34pm UTC

*Talking to a 10 year old*
Her: You know the girl from iCarly?
Me: You mean Megan.
Her: No, Carly.
Me: No, it's Megan.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:54pm UTC

If you wake me up, and I don't get angry...
you must be pretty special.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 3:24pm UTC

I've really fallen for you
and that's why everything hurts 100 times more...

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whateveryousay1234
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August 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

“ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
-tumblr

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13zoey13
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 9:51pm UTC

tell him you were wrong,tell him you like him,you cant turn your back on love,thats what i learned
if you truly love a guy,then stay with him ♥

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wittyfreak136
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 1:25pm UTC

*Going to see Batman*
Pop?
Check.
Popcorn?
Check.
Bulletproof vest?
Check.
rip and prayers to all the victims who were in
the Colarodo shooting at the Batman Premiere. ♥

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Krissy33
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July 31, 2012 3:26pm UTC

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crazyy4me
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August 1, 2012 12:32am UTC

when you send a
message on facebook
and you know they read
it and you're like
"I KNOW YOU READ IT!"

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izzydelacruzz
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 7:02pm UTC

What if all the witty girls added eachother, on facebook.

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