Best Childhood Quotes This Week

carson5482
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 4:30pm UTC

"My cousin is six.
I was talking to him the other day and I said
'What do you want to be when you're older?'
He looked at me and went 'A unicorn.'
And I was like 'Why is that?'
'So I can stab people with my head.'"

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 2:05am UTC

so do you like him, or do you like-like him?

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:14pm UTC

Me: *whispering* If you're stupid say "what".
Friend: What?
Me: OH MAN.
Me: OH
Me: JESUS CHRIST.
Me: I GOT YOU SOOOO GOOD.
Me: THAT WAS AWESOME.
Me: I'VE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Me: IN YOUR FACE.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 7:00pm UTC

If you ever wonder why
high school is so hard,
it's because Ned stopped his survival guide at the 8th grade.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC

I hate how people blame Barbie for the self esteem issues of some girls.
I played with Barbie's my whole childhood and never once was I like, "Hey, Barbie is so pretty. I wish I looked like her. Time to go to extreme measures to look like a FREAKING DOLL."

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Breeze
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 6:43pm UTC

.
Mysterious as
the dark side of the moon
Format by Breeze

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 4:57am UTC

so you know how when it's raining, you get all these worms floating in the puddles and drowning? when i was a kid, when i walked to school on rainy days, i would stop and pick up every single worm out of the puddles and put them on dry ground so they wouldn't die. every single one. i got told off for being late every time, but in my mind the lives of the worms were more important than whatever punishment i got.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 5:56pm UTC

COURT DISMIS SED.
bring in the dancing lobsters.

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carson5482
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 3:23pm UTC

I have childhood memories
that I am not 100% sure actually happened...
or if I dreamed them.
I really do not know...

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carson5482
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:03pm UTC

My friends and I started the first day of kindergarten
with sweaty palms and runs in our tights
and Dillon got bashful when he saw me get on the bus
and hid his head in the seat.
And Michelle and I played dress up for hours in her mother's closet
talking about what it would be like to act like
the big kids.
My friends and I started the first day of middle school
with sweaty palms and new jeans
and Dillon and I kissed under the jungle gym last year
but he liked another girl more than me.
And Michelle kissed all of her big brother's friends
and tried to be just like
the big kids.
My friends and I started the first day of high school
with sweaty palms and big text books
and Dillon has been dating Hannah for two months
and gives me look in the hallway.
And it seems like Michelle has been trying to play dress up in her
mother's closet again
and all the boys look at her and she loves it
and it seems like no one will take you seriously unless
you're a big kid.
My friends and I said goodbye on the last day of Senior Year
with fond memories and our graduation caps
and Dillon took his own life last year
because Hannah forgot they were dating for a night.
And Michelle stays home mostly now
because her baby needs her more than she needs her degree
and it scares me now
because we are
the big kids.
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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Tell me again why we were
so against naptime as kids?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 7:39pm UTC

My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice,
but I don't like Beatrice. I just like B. and that's all.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Spongebob: With imagination I can be anything I want! Like a pirate!
Patrick: A starfish!
Squidward: Patrick, you’re already a starfish.

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 10:33pm UTC

Anyone else remember
that Disney movie where
Tyra Banks played a
Barbie that became a real
woman?

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:37pm UTC

It's all fun and games
until you see a picture of yourself from the 6th grade.

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伤*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 2:27pm UTC

i think i missed that part in my childhood where i was supposed
to have a cute boy as my best friend growing up
and then we would end up falling in love, i want a do over.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 12:56pm UTC

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Faces like yours, belong in a zoo.
But don't you worry, I'll be there, too,
Not in a cage, but laughing at you.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 2:23pm UTC

I have childhood memories taht I am not 100% sure actually happened
or if I dreamed them. I really do not know.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 6:50pm UTC

When Webkinz™ were the coolest

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 11:58am UTC

I was "the kid" who
got in trouble for
Reading
past my
bedtime

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