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Cammie

Status: http://cammieslayouts.tumblr.com/

Member Since: 17 Aug 2012 12:05pm

Last Seen: 13 Aug 2016 03:36pm

user id: 325571

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hello! sorry i've been inactive lately but i will try to get on to post quotes. i have a layout site where i will occasionally post new stuff. thanks for coming to my profile and feel free to leave a comment or whatever. see ya!

Cammie
posted a quote
July 10, 2014 1:08pm UTC

*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect*
hello

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 10, 2014 1:05pm UTC

i didnt lose my virginity,
i know exactly who has it

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 10, 2014 1:04pm UTC

Harry Potter at the end of every school year:
I came to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 10, 2014 12:44pm UTC

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you
there is actually really nice and you’re the asshÖle

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 26, 2014 9:29pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 26, 2014 9:27pm UTC

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 8:34pm UTC

current mood:
*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 22, 2014 4:35pm UTC

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die
like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 31, 2014 4:16pm UTC

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said
“DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 29, 2014 6:12pm UTC

whenever people send me hate i dont even really get hurt anymore
im usually just like “whats the funniest way i could respond to this”

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 27, 2014 5:52pm UTC

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into,
text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 26, 2014 7:20pm UTC

someone studying atoms is really just
a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

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Cammie
posted a quote
May 26, 2014 7:18pm UTC

*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 9:24pm UTC

a support group for people who started
saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 25, 2014 6:34pm UTC

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess
while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 24, 2014 6:46pm UTC

*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 1:17pm UTC

i never really liked my name much until
i found out what it tastes like when you write it in frosting on top of a cake

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 1:13pm UTC

my cat licked my forehead
and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 1:11pm UTC

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything
and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 12:38pm UTC

My mom went on my account
and unfollowed you sorry

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