"My cousin is six. I was talking to him the other day and I said 'What do you want to be when you're older?' He looked at me and went 'A unicorn.' And I was like 'Why is that?' 'So I can stab people with my head.'"
Me: *whispering* If you're stupid say "what". Friend: What? Me: OH MAN. Me: OH Me: JESUS CHRIST. Me: I GOT YOU SOOOO GOOD. Me: THAT WAS AWESOME. Me: I'VE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. Me: IN YOUR FACE.
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
July 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC
I hate how people blame Barbie for the self esteem issues of some girls. I played with Barbie's my whole childhood and never once was I like, "Hey, Barbie is so pretty. I wish I looked like her. Time to go to extreme measures to look like a FREAKING DOLL."
so you know how when it's raining, you get all these worms floating in the puddles and drowning? when i was a kid, when i walked to school on rainy days, i would stop and pick up every single worm out of the puddles and put them on dry ground so they wouldn't die. every single one. i got told off for being late every time, but in my mind the lives of the worms were more important than whatever punishment i got.
carson5482 posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:03pm UTC
My friends and I started the first day of kindergarten with sweaty palms and runs in our tights and Dillon got bashful when he saw me get on the bus and hid his head in the seat. And Michelle and I played dress up for hours in her mother's closet talking about what it would be like to act like the big kids. My friends and I started the first day of middle school with sweaty palms and new jeans and Dillon and I kissed under the jungle gym last year but he liked another girl more than me. And Michelle kissed all of her big brother's friends and tried to be just like the big kids. My friends and I started the first day of high school with sweaty palms and big text books and Dillon has been dating Hannah for two months and gives me look in the hallway. And it seems like Michelle has been trying to play dress up in her mother's closet again and all the boys look at her and she loves it and it seems like no one will take you seriously unless you're a big kid. My friends and I said goodbye on the last day of Senior Year with fond memories and our graduation caps and Dillon took his own life last year because Hannah forgot they were dating for a night. And Michelle stays home mostly now because her baby needs her more than she needs her degree and it scares me now because we are the big kids. Not mine/Tumblr/Follow for a follow
i think i missed that part in my childhood where i was supposed to have a cute boy as my best friend growing up and then we would end up falling in love, i want a do over.