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An'*
posted a quote
December 29, 2024 7:26pm UTC

one of these days
you'll tell me about your wife,
and how she's become the joy of your entire life.
one of these days you'll tell me about your children,
and that you never knew how you existed before them.
one of these days i'll tell you i never found someone,
and that every time i think of us my heart swallows the sun.
one of these days i'll say my final goodbyes,
and wish i could have loved you for a lifetime.

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An'*
posted a quote
December 27, 2024 8:45pm UTC

my hear t has riots
and you are always the cause

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Dudu*
posted a quote
December 26, 2024 12:10am UTC

everything reminds me of you
but i will overcome this too

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DinosuarZombie
posted a quote
December 22, 2024 5:43pm UTC

not all light is good, nor all darkness bad
pc cast

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Dudu*
posted a quote
December 15, 2024 4:44am UTC

all you do is lead me on and disappoint me.
i don't want to care about you anymore.
do not disturb is on.
hate that you say what we have is different.
hate that you got me this way.
i wanted you till the end but this won't ever work for me.
hate that my room is filled with the things you've gifted me
hate that my mind is filled with the memories you've given me.
but this won't ever work.
you don't know how to love me.
you don't know how to hear me.
you just don't know how to be a man for me.
you just can't ever seem to understand me
and it's frustrating.
you just stress me out and waste my time.

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twopixelsofanimage
posted a quote
December 5, 2024 3:10am UTC

did i meet the quota

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onepixelofanimage
posted a quote
December 5, 2024 3:06am UTC

elon musk can suck my tusk xoxogossip girl

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Dudu*
posted a quote
November 30, 2024 2:06pm UTC

so far beyond disappointed.
felt like a nail in the coffin.
you're not really dependable now are you?

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Dudu*
posted a quote
November 25, 2024 2:16pm UTC

a part of me wants to believe that i could wait *forever* for you,
but a part of me also knows i love myself too much to ever do that.

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Dudu*
posted a quote
November 25, 2024 2:05pm UTC

You'll find that you were
never not mine
You're mine.

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Thebluenotebook
posted a quote
November 24, 2024 3:40am UTC

Ghosts aren’t real,
but when I got on the elevator last week it smelled just like you
Ghosts are real,
but on the first warm spring day I still see you smiling on the car drive home
Ghosts aren’t real,
but every time I hear the first piano notes in that song I can still feel your hand slip into mine
Ghosts aren’t real,
but some people will always haunt us

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Paula_P*
posted a quote
November 22, 2024 1:06pm UTC

I finally have everything I pryed for,,,,but Im not happy. why???

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Dudu*
posted a quote
November 17, 2024 6:22am UTC

i'm kind of sick of us.

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Dudu*
posted a quote
November 17, 2024 6:21am UTC

slow, begrudging walk.
it's never ending,
it's getting ridi-cu-lous.
how far is left? i have no idea.
it's getting so exhausting.
slow, deep breaths.
i keep walking and breathing this same, stale air.
how far is left? i have no idea, i am no wise man.
time, may you fly?
may you help me out and send me to shore?
i am super sad, i am a leaf in the wind.
this low hanging fruit of a limp surrender,
it waves at me, but i am no loser.
rain, may you stop?
may you sprinkle down when this monsoon clears?
i am super strong, but i am so human.
in the end, i am still here.
i know nothing else
i have no idea.

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DinosuarZombie
posted a quote
November 16, 2024 2:11am UTC

if a thought could change the world
backed with a quick innovation
action ties the two together
so many in the mind swirl
leaving in a predication
an impession lasting forever
if the wind whispered softly
fog concealed your life
stars shining through tree leaves
would you listen closely
to hide as cold as steel of a knife
shivering was your breath breathes
time is of importance
in this endless stepping dance
gathering all needed focus
and never being hopeless
no matter how challenging it can be

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DinosuarZombie
posted a quote
November 2, 2024 2:48pm UTC

a breeze catches the fiber of hair
twisting them in a moment of bare
pressing them to a subtle curve
protruding from the goosbumps
this feeling none can trump
simple thing can bring such joy
content in peace within this viod

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Dudu*
posted a quote
October 24, 2024 11:57am UTC

you know,
sometimes you make me feel so sad.

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DinosuarZombie
posted a quote
October 21, 2024 11:55pm UTC

it only happen a moment ago
i feel the pain surrend to know
a blisttering bliss of unreal taunts
like an echo of memeories haunts
trap like a word on the tip of the tongue
eyes shut as the steps lead to this plunge
a moment or two may cast doubt
Listen closely to my shoutout
a recoil of fear
lives to near
the early cast of the moonligh beam
with the whispers in the wind to seem
like a messgae from the past
with no way to decode as tasked
but a standing frozen form of me
left in a constant state of questioning

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DinosuarZombie
posted a quote
October 20, 2024 10:32pm UTC

Silence settles on the thin tension of time.
Each hand slowly casting their shadows blind.
With a calming deep breath the eyes cover with halves.
Chills cover with each beat of the heart spreading its paths.
A mind never set so clear and free.
Hold your chin up high
Take a breath as you close your eyes
While you feel at ease
With these moment passing
A breath can get caught with a reach of the mind.
Trembling you stand with tension of fear
Eyes shooting open as you discover what you find.
Holding back the blank stare while you lose a tear.

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DinosuarZombie
posted a quote
October 20, 2024 10:30pm UTC

Slightly out of focus Before it goes.
A smile touches the lip while all thoughts pause.
Small particles scatter where the light beam shows.
Pure bliss settles with a content cause.
A deep hug of the sheets before they toss.
Feet land upon the floor with a certainty.
Flavors fill with a blend before flossing.
One last mirror check before the day begins.
A Good Morning Arose.

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