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Dudu*
posted a quote
October 1, 2024 12:28pm UTC

why am i always the one comforting you? if you told me you were in a slump i’d try to cheer you up. that’s what i do. you say i’m one of your favourite people. but you can’t even see through me. i can’t let myself love you anymore. you’re texting me now about other things. i just want to talk about my feelings. you say you’re my safe space but sometimes i can’t feel it. i’m really disappointed in you. you say were similar but sometimes i feel like i’m too much for you. you love that i empathise with you and care deeply but these deep feelings need a place to go too. i missed you and told you how i felt. you said you felt that way too. i really wanted you to ask me how i am. sometimes you’re amazing. sometimes you hurt me without knowing it. i’m really sensitive we’ve been over this. just wish you would drop everything for me like i try to do for you. cause right now i feel silly sad and used.

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Dudu*
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September 21, 2024 2:49pm UTC

do you think one day i can tell you it all?it would be the debrief of all debriefs.i’d let you know of my thoughts the whole way through.i still think it will happen.if not you, then who?

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seosquirrel
posted a quote
September 13, 2024 4:08pm UTC

Don't be afraid to fail,
Be afraid
Not to try.

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Andie*
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September 12, 2024 8:19pm UTC

"Wanna kill some bullies?"

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seosquirrel
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September 10, 2024 11:09am UTC

I am one step away from being rich,
All I need now is money.

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seosquirrel
posted a quote
September 9, 2024 9:44am UTC

I Wish Everything Was as Easy
as Getting Fat.

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seosquirrel
posted a quote
September 8, 2024 8:53am UTC

I am not ready for Monday.
Can I have Another SUNDAY?

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Dudu*
posted a quote
September 6, 2024 10:48am UTC

i just want to be together, damn it.
i want to call you when there's a new dessert place to try.
i want to just sit in your car and drive.
we already do these things but i want them all the time.
i love you, i love you. there. i confess to myself for the thousandth time.
i just want to be with you all the time. :(
i just want to be with you for the rest of my life :((

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Dudu*
posted a quote
September 6, 2024 10:46am UTC

my heart blushes for you a thousand blooms.
this doesn't make sense, but what can i do?
i know we could be so perfect for eachother.
i'm going to make myself accept that we're just not meant to be together.
in my eyes you've been my rory.
the fact that you even get this is grand.
i'm still not making much sense but this jibberish is all i have.
i'm sure i'll meet my match. my one.
a part of me still believes i can find him in you.
but holding onto that hope only opens the wound.
one day i will tell you.
on one condition.
when we are both happily in love with others or eachother.
only then.
but what good would it do if we're not together.
so i'll revise the clause.
i'll confess it all when we're together.
see, i don't even use the word if.
it's always been when. like it was just a matter of time.
time will tell.
am i a fool or a intuitive lover girl.
time will tell.

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posted a quote
September 6, 2024 10:37am UTC

Who you holding out for, my darling?
Oh... darling!
'Best not be a waste of your sweet t-i-me!
Little d-a-rling.

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Andie*
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September 2, 2024 8:11am UTC

My Momma taught me that wherever you go there are stars. Even in the sunlight when you are unable to see them they are there looking onto you to prove that you are never alone.

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The Quiet*
posted a quote
August 29, 2024 12:32am UTC

I should have known better
then to share witty with people
who weren't always going
to be a safe place.
-bwsyl

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Amaite Sky*
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August 28, 2024 2:53am UTC

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Amaite Sky*
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August 28, 2024 1:21am UTC

New WIG Moon

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August 27, 2024 7:03am UTC

Design

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Amaite Sky*
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August 27, 2024 2:34am UTC

New WIG Moon

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Amaite Sky*
posted a quote
August 27, 2024 2:01am UTC

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Edit by Amaite_Sky

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Le_Mel
posted a quote
August 26, 2024 11:50pm UTC

Olivia Rodrigo said it best...
"I have nightmares each week about that Friday in October
One phone call from you and my entire world was changed
Trust that you betrayed, confusion that still lingers
Took everything I loved and crushed it in between your fingers
And I doubt you ever think about the damage that you did
But I hold onto every detail like my life depends on it
My undying love, now I hold it like a grudge
And I hear your voice every time that I think I'm not enough"

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Amaite Sky*
posted a quote
August 26, 2024 11:18pm UTC

Welcome to my page
HAVE A NICE DAY
smile | be happy| be nice | Life
"Smile"..
Stardoll
Cover Girl
XOXO
LOVE
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The Quiet*
posted a quote
August 24, 2024 4:04am UTC

What I said instead..
"Are you still mad at me?"
"so much is happening i cant focus on your stuff either"
....some stupid rude stuff
"Do you want a break from our relationship while you are so busy?"
"Ok"
"That's it?"
"Yeah I'm going back to work now."
yeah im going back to work now

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