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BravoSierra

1. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2015 2:23pm UTC
   the worst part about the zodiac posts is even if you tell yourself you don't care,
   it's basically impossible to scroll by one without looking to see what fruit tree your sign is.
   
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2. BravoSierra
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   April 24, 2015 1:21pm UTC
   When I first joined Witty,
   Chat usually had about 30+ people on at any given time.
   
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3. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2015 12:30pm UTC
   When I first joined Witty,
   Top quotes had 3000+ favorites every day.
   
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4. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2015 12:27pm UTC
   I wake up every morning and say
   "It's gonna be a great fxcking day."
   Then I just kind of go from there.
   
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5. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2015 2:45pm UTC
   I wish my life was like a sitcom.
   I'd have unlimited money, a great sense of humor and all my problems could be solved in 30 minutes or less.
   
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6. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2014 4:30pm UTC
   I appreciate it when I smile at a another girl and she smiles back.
   It's like wow we aren't all spawns of satan.
   
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7. BravoSierra
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   August 25, 2014 4:08pm UTC
   Robin Williams isn't dead.
   He's just waiting in the jungle for someone to roll a 5 or 8.
   
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8. BravoSierra
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   June 16, 2014 7:23pm UTC
   I'm in shape.Round is a shape.
   
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9. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2014 1:09pm UTC
   Netflix should have an online community.
   That way you can find people that are on the same episode as you and you can all fangirl together.
   
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10. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 7:31pm UTC
    can i have an extra day to write this paper
    i fractured my motivation
    
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11. BravoSierra
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    April 30, 2014 1:08pm UTC
    it's funny how i was the fastest spérm
    and now i hardley move at all
    
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12. BravoSierra
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    April 30, 2014 11:00am UTC
    the tooth fairy teaches children
    to sell their bodies for money.
    
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13. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2014 8:59pm UTC
    calm your tít.
    just one tít.
    leave the other one crazy.
    that's your party tít.
    
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14. BravoSierra
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    April 26, 2014 12:10pm UTC
    sorry, i can't go out tonight.
    i have to eat all the food in my house it could take awhile.
    
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15. BravoSierra
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    April 23, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    my boyfriend ain't allowed to watch animal planet
    he might see his ex on there
    
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16. BravoSierra
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    April 14, 2014 9:57am UTC
    girls with small boobs can sleep on their stomachs
    so who's the real winner here
    
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17. BravoSierra
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    April 10, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    put my grandma on speed dial
    call that instagram
    
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18. BravoSierra
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    April 7, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    i looked out my window at all the people being active
    then i had another slice of pizza
    
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19. BravoSierra
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    April 7, 2014 5:53pm UTC
    me: i'm always so lonely
    friend: wanna hang out
    me: no
    
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20. BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 5:23pm UTC
    "i'd date a fan" doesn't mean
    "i'd date a 12 year old who knows more than I do"
    
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