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Breeze

Status: Who's a sexy beast? You're a sexy beast!

Member Since: 22 Apr 2011 03:20am

Last Seen: 30 Dec 2013 05:59am

Birthday: February 24

Location: Hogwarts

Gender: F

user id: 167467

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I bet none of you can be bothered to read all of this. I am aware I blabber a lot.

BREE // 18 // AUSSIE

[ + ] friendship, photography, family, good grades, sleep, food, music (ga, △, aa, ts, cg, crj, randoms), singing, watching people dance, being a kid, movies, ben 10, quote making, pretty quotes
[ - ] hate, people who over swear, bugs, sweat, crying in front of people, blood, horror movies, not being able to help people

[ ♥ ] If I know your name, that pretty much means I love you.

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Breeze
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December 22, 2013 7:25pm UTC

I SEE YOU
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 7:08pm UTC

When you smile,
the whole world stops and stares for a while
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 19, 2013 7:56pm UTC

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note saying "Toys not included".Bernard Manning
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 7:20pm UTC

your colours always change,you never act the same with me
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 6:59pm UTC

you're never going out of style
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 6:45pm UTC

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whether or not it's your first witty christmas, merry christmas. i'm glad you're here.
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 14, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I wanna know your Christmas just ain't Christmas without me
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:52pm UTC

there were christmases when you were mine
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 6:00pm UTC

We're all in our private traps
Clamped in them
And none of us can ever get out
Sometimes we deliberately step into those traps
I was born in mine. I don't mind it anymore
Oh but you should. You should mind it
Oh I do
But I say I don't
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 5:56pm UTC

No:
- I don't want your number.
- I don't wanna give you mine.
- I don't wanna meet you nowhere.
- don't want none of your time.
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 7:03pm UTC

❄ I'm dreaming of a white christmas ❄
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Breeze

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 6:55pm UTC

don't forget me, baby
i forgot you
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 7:04pm UTC

customer: could I have a coke with that
me: is pepsi ok?
customer: is monopoly money ok?
me: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 8:10pm UTC

WHy aRe you
My CLaRiTy?
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 8:00pm UTC

that doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now i'm worried because god forbid i'm stabbed or something and i call 911 and i'm coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is
"much knife"
"such stab"
"wow"

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 7:47pm UTC

you are special
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 7:43pm UTC

don't tell me our youth is running out.
it's only just begun.

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Have yourself a
merry Christmas
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Breeze
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 7:00pm UTC

*My sister and I watching a Carly Rae Jepsen performance*
Her: Wow, she's really short. How tall is she?
Me: According to Google, she's 5'2" which is 157cms.
Her: Hey! She's my height!
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her: ... I'm short...

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 4, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Christmas Must Be Something More
We get so caught up in all of it:
Businesss and relationships,
Hundred mile a hour lives.
And it's this time of year,
And everybody's here,
It seems the last thing on your mind...
Is that the day holds something special,
Something holy, not superficial.
So here's to Jesus Christ who saved our lives.
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