CharliesTheName

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Member Since: 20 Jan 2013 05:09pm

Last Seen: 26 May 2014 03:08pm

Birthday: May 8

Location: East Coast USA

Gender: M

user id: 347164

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So this is my first time actually changing my profile since I got it in January.

Sooo I'm a bisexual male. 18. From the East Coast of the United States of 'Murica.

There are so many amazing people on this website, really there are. If I had to mention 3 people that you should definitely check out, it would be doublesidedice, darkeyeangel, and elliegeorgia98. They're not only funny and make amazing quotes, but they're all such kind and genuine people. I've pretty much been following them and talking to them all since I started on this website and they're such wonderful and friendly people. Seriously. Follow them.

Right now I will do something that I've seen probably a hundred teen girls do on this site:

[+] Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Muse, Emily's Army, Sum 41, Panic! at the Disco, Paramore, Weezer, Guns N' Roses, Rolling Stones, Black Veil Brides, The Beatles, Drake Bell, Mayday Parade, The Offspring, Queen, The Office, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, The Whitest Kids U' Know, Family Guy, American Dad, Batman, Spiderman, Witty Profiles, Youtube, Twitter, Guitar, Baseball, Football (American Football), Pickles, Pizza, Marshmallows, Burgers, Gummy Worms, Billie Joe Armstrong, Tre Cool, Mike Dirnt, Gerard Way, Zach Braff, Donald Faison, Rainn Wilson

[-] People against gay rights, School, Minecraft (it's just so confusing), One Direction, Justin Bieber, Big Time Rush, The majority of pop music, Time consumption from the internet, Tomatoes, Nutella, Sushi, How Disney channel isn't how it was in the early 2000's, Exercising, Not being fit (ironic, no?), Some of my school grades, Reading, Watching TV

Don't call me gay. I'm not gay. Gay and bisexual are completely different.

If you ever need someone to talk to, feel free to comment on my profile and there's a good chance that I will answer.

Happy Summer!

-Charlie

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 6:15pm UTC

I haven't gone out once this weekend
and felt no need to change clothes once since Friday morning.
I don't know about you
but I call this a victory

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 30, 2014 3:59pm UTC

"Cause you're a special girl.
You're not like my grandma
because she's dead and you're not."
I Wanna Kiss You (On The Lips) ; The Steinways

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 25, 2014 6:07pm UTC

click to see this quote

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 5:39pm UTC

imagine if Bob was included in the beginning of Vampire Money
Gerard: Well are you ready, Ray?
Ray: Yeah.
Gerard: How about you, Frank?
Frank: Oh, I'm there, baby.
Gerard: How about you, Mikey?
Mikey: Fückin' ready.
Gerard: How about you, Bob?
Bob: get that fücking camera out of my face

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 4:42pm UTC

JESUS IS
FILLING OUT
PAPERWORK
NOW
AT THE
FACILITY
ON EAST 12TH
STREET

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 4:34pm UTC

I AM SAYING THIS IRONICALLY
bæ
I AM SAYING THIS IRONICALLY

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 4:31pm UTC

*a boyfriend girlfriend and the boyfriend's sister talking*
Boyfriend: *talking about work*
Girlfriend: *talking about applying for a job*
Sister: So have you guys had sëx yet?
Everyone in the room: ...

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 3:50pm UTC

(female) friend: What was the name of that country in The Princess Diaries?
me: Genovia.
(male) friend: How would you know that, Charlie?
me: How wouldn't I know that?

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 12, 2014 5:00pm UTC

So if you're crazy, I don't care, you amaze me
Oh you're a stupid girl, oh me, oh my, you talk
I die, you smile, you laugh, I cry
And only, a girl like you could be lonely
And it's a crying shame, if you would think the same
A boy like me's just irresistible
The Fratellis; Whistle for the Choir

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posted a quote
March 10, 2014 6:52pm UTC

don't you hate when you're talking to your crush and they're like "I said hi
to you in the hall but you didn't answer me" and then you're like "OH MY
GOD I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 4:31pm UTC

Girl: is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just having a good time?
Guy: It's actually a roll of quarters
Guy: *takes out roll of quarters*
Guy: Laundry day.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 1:15pm UTC

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A fox went out on a date one night
and he fücked and he sucked
and he sucked and he fücked
and he fücked and he sucked
and he sucked and he fücked

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 6, 2014 6:36pm UTC

don't you hate when you're trying to sing a song but
you accidently deafen and/or murder a small child

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 3:47pm UTC

My Instagram timeline
49.5% Happy Birthday Billie Joe Armstrong
49.5% Fake Your Death by My Chemical Romance
1% pictures of people and their friends skiing

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 9:36pm UTC

I wanna be really hot and sexy
but I really want that York Peppermint Patty

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 9:42pm UTC

*in math class*
Girl: Can I go to my locker?"
Teacher: Yeah sure.
Boy: You're probably just gonna hang out with your boyfriend.
Everyone: *stares*
Boy: STOP WHORING AROUND
Teacher: *holding back laughter*
Girl: *leaves*
Teacher: Jason is actually a horrible influence on her
*later*
Girl: *comes back in*
Girl: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Why didn't you go when you went to your locker?
Girl: I didn't have to.
Teacher: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE SKIPPING CLASS TO SEE STUPID JASON
this is real

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 6:35pm UTC

Zoey 101
Nicole: 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs
Lola: That's 3.
Nicole: 2 boobs

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 9, 2014 12:49pm UTC

It's funny to me how there are so many people at my school that talk about how they support gays and hang out with gay people like it's nothing but refuse to talk to me to be involved with me because they don't like bisexuals

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 8:47pm UTC

You're not perfect at all
and that's what makes you perfect to me

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 5:46pm UTC

Teacher: How do you guys remember when Hurricane Irene hit?
Friend: It was the day I turned 16
Friend: It was the day my current boyfriend had the courage to ask me out.
Friend: It was the day I cared for my family when they were all sick.
Friend: It was the day my family and I bonded the most.
Me: I was at Staples because school was supposed to the start the next day
but I was too lazy to go school supply shopping earlier so I did it then but
when I was looking for binders my girlfriend called me and I answered the
phone and she said I was too awkward and broke up with me and I started
crying in the middle of Staples.
Everyone: ...

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