Best Childhood Quotes This Week

HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 11:34am UTC

Sometimes i think of my
childhood then and my life now
wondering when was the moment
that everything went to h.ell.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 105 points

Infinity on high*
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 9:37pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
In an old house in Paris.
that was covered with vines, lived twelve little girls, in two straight lines.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 112 points

ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:45pm UTC

One time when I was little my sister told me
That if I didn't eat the black jelly beans I was being r.acist. So I got scared and ate them all, and that's how she always got me to eat all the black jelly beans in the bag.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 93 points

flyingbacon7
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 4:15pm UTC

When I was little
I ripped the arms off of my Barbies
To let out all my anger

👍 this is good · read the comments · 89 points

lithium*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 8:25pm UTC

i love kid insults the most
like, 'hey, i like something'
'wHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY IT THEN'

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 80 points

Breeze
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 10:44pm UTC

If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it.
A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and have a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like subbeams and you will always look lovely.
Format by Breeze

👍 this is good · read the comments · 78 points

carson5482
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.
I love this joke because it never grows old.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 74 points

doublesidedice
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:48pm UTC

My childhood was like being drugged.
Everyone remembers it but me.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 78 points

wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 9:26pm UTC

Elementary
Friend: you're stupid if you say "what"
Me: what
Friend: OMG LOL I GOT YOU SO GOOD HAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME JESUS HELP ME THIS IS TOO FUNNY

👍 this is good · read the comments · 72 points

carson5482
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 8:37pm UTC

When I was a little girl
I used to read fairy tales.
In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming
and he's everything you ever wanted.
In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot.
The bad guy is always wearing a black cape
so you always know who he is.
Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming
is not as easy to find as you thought.
You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape
and he's not easy to spot;
he's really funny, and he makes you laugh,
and he has perfect hair.”
~Taylor Swift

👍 this is good · read the comments · 76 points

hermione23katniss
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 9:51pm UTC

When I was 9 years old, I used to scream
"ROXY LIKE A PUMA!" in everyones ears. Don't judge.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 73 points

sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 6:55pm UTC

I kind of find it hard to believe
that no one else in the kingdom had Cinderella's shoe size.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 64 points

abigaail
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Best childhood memory:
"Your mom's here! Quick, go hide so you wont have to go home!"

👍 this is good · read the comments · 65 points

flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 1:49pm UTC

I remember when the best comeback was
"I'm telling your mom"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 65 points

lithium*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 6:42pm UTC

[annoying childhood friend voice] yeah i'll give you a try on the game in a minute
*10 minutes later* i'm bored of this game let's play something else

👍 this is good · read the comments · 69 points

SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
May 6, 2014 10:13am UTC

Remember, That's so Raven and the episodes where this woman was discriminating against Raven and didn't employ her because she's black. Also the episode where she couldn't be a model because she was 'fat'? Those were the good ol' episodes. You don't see those kind of lessons in new Disney shows.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 67 points

Ethanol
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 2:08pm UTC

The tricky thing Is yesterday we were just children
Playing soldiers, Just pretending
Dreaming dreams with happy endings
In backyards, winning battles with our wooden swords
But now we've stepped into a cruel world
Where everybody stands and keeps score

👍 this is good · read the comments · 62 points

IgotSwag11
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Me: hi may I have a caramel frappuccino
Starbucks Employee: sure. may I get your name please
Me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

👍 this is good · read the comments · 60 points

Breeze
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 10:13pm UTC

Can you imagine what would happen
if we could have any dream?
Format by Breeze

👍 this is good · read the comments · 76 points

flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 24, 2014 8:54pm UTC

How did a
Little girl who used to be so outgoing
And smiley
Said what was on her mind
Wore cute dresses
Colored cute pictures
Grow up to be
So insecure
So Afraid
Just feeling so lost
How did she build a wall so high?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 57 points

Witty Profiles

Best Childhood Quotes This Week